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Now's your time to get creative! We all know of Becky, Whiskey, and even BUCK the FADGERS.

I've used Budgies, Buckfutters, and debuted "Pig Red Machine" this week.

It can be a nickname slam, a Madison slam, a good joke.

Insult away, and enjoy yourself.
 

Well idk the fact that most of their fan base is alcoholic, inbred, white trash kinda speaks for its self...every time I'm in that state it never ceases to entertain me lol
 

I like to taunt them by saying: You are a fan of the Wisconsin Badgers!

Why mess around? Keep it simple and go for the jugular.
 

Whenever someone at work gets all misty about the state of wisconsin I just tell them that "if I were born in wisconsin, I'd move here too." Conversation ender.
 

 





josh087 said:
<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'<a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-september-25-2000/a-quick-word-of-advice---diallo-shabazz'>A Quick Word of Advice - Diallo Shabazz<a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>www.thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:124567' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-17-2009/heal-or-no-heal---medicine-brawl'>Healthcare Protests</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>[/QUOTE]

that is classic! man, that is a much younger looking jon stewart. someone has diallo shabazz's face as their gopherhole avitar and i was always wondering what the in the heck it was in reference to.....and now i know. silly, silly wisconsin and becky badger.....pretending to be all diverse and sh!t
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No baseball team

means you are not a legit athletic program.

Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find the word Wisconsin to be offensive.
 

Of all of the states between Minnesota and Lake Michigan, Wisconsin is the worst.
 



Someone referred to this on another thread... I liked it.... The Wisconsin BadJerks.
 

Four guys are driving cross-country together. One is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Minnesota and one from Wisconsin.

A bit down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho, they're laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!"

A few miles further down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Minnesota asks "What are you doing that for?" The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa, I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Minnesota opens the car door and pushes out the man from Wisconsin.
 


Red Horde fans have both

Poor taste in fashion(colors) they wear and terrible taste in music.
 


Even their lord and savior, brett favre, wanted to get the hell out of there.

Chicago is the windy city....why? wisconsin sucks and indiana blows.
 

Good one!

Four guys are driving cross-country together. One is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Minnesota and one from Wisconsin.

A bit down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Idaho, they're laying around on the ground - I'm sick of looking at them!"

A few miles further down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Minnesota asks "What are you doing that for?" The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these damned things in Iowa, I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Minnesota opens the car door and pushes out the man from Wisconsin.

Best one so far!!!! :clap: :clap:
 

It's natural to feel jealous. Here's what I got to see in my 4 years of college (live, in person):

2004 (this might be from 2006, but what's the difference, right?)

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2005
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2006
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2007
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2005 Outback Bowl
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2006 Capital One Bowl
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2007 Capiltal One Bowl
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2008 Outback Bowl
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2008 Big Ten Champs
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2006 National Champions
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How does that compare to the Gophers success from 2004-2008?
 

Hey where's the baseball pictures....oh no wait...

oh and how many football national titles does Wisky have again?????
 

And from 04-08
-football-
Music City bowl – 2002, 2004, 2005
Insight bowl – 2006, 2008

- M basketball-
NCAA tourney 2005

-W basketball-
NCAA tourney 2004, 2005, 2006, 2008

Sweet 16 2004, 2005

-M hockey-
WCHA champs 2006, 2007

tourney champs 2004, 2007

frozen 4 2005

-W hockey-
national champions 2004, 2005

WCHA champs 2004, 2005

Frozen 4 2004, 2005, 2006

-BASEBALL-
big ten champs 2004

-wrestling-
Big ten team champ 2006, 2007

And thats only half the sports :)
 

josh087 said:
<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'<a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-september-25-2000/a-quick-word-of-advice---diallo-shabazz'>A Quick Word of Advice - Diallo Shabazz<a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/'>www.thedailyshow.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:124567' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes'>Daily Show<br/> Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-17-2009/heal-or-no-heal---medicine-brawl'>Healthcare Protests</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>[/QUOTE]

Generally speaking, I don't get much into trash talk, but that is pretty darn funny.
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Gophers507 said:
Hey where's the baseball pictures....oh no wait...

oh and how many football national titles does Wisky have again?????
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Same number the Gophers have in your lifetime. Leave it to Minnesota to bring up glory that's 70 years old.

5 in a row

12 of 14

That's MUCH more relevant.
 

Gophers507 said:
And from 04-08
-football-
Music City bowl – 2002, 2004, 2005
Insight bowl – 2006, 2008

- M basketball-
NCAA tourney 2005

-W basketball-
NCAA tourney 2004, 2005, 2006, 2008

Sweet 16 2004, 2005

-M hockey-
WCHA champs 2006, 2007

tourney champs 2004, 2007

frozen 4 2005

-W hockey-
national champions 2004, 2005

WCHA champs 2004, 2005

Frozen 4 2004, 2005, 2006

-BASEBALL-
big ten champs 2004

-wrestling-
Big ten team champ 2006, 2007

And thats only half the sports :)
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Pretty sad list there. Side by side, Wisconsin can either match what you've got, or top it. Like the Men's indoor track team winning the 2007 national championship. Or the Women's Ice Hockey team winning in 2009, 2008 and 2006 (runners-up in '07). Or the Cross Country team winning in 2005. Or the lightweight rowing team winning in 2009, 2008, 2006, 2005, and 2004. Granted it's not an NCAA sport, but still a national championship.

But I digress. We've won the axe 5 years in a row, and 12 of the last 14 :)
 


HolyCrossBadger said:
Pretty sad list there. Side by side, Wisconsin can either match what you've got, or top it. Like the Men's indoor track team winning the 2007 national championship. Or the Women's Ice Hockey team winning in 2009, 2008 and 2006 (runners-up in '07). Or the Cross Country team winning in 2005. Or the lightweight rowing team winning in 2009, 2008, 2006, 2005, and 2004. Granted it's not an NCAA sport, but still a national championship.

But I digress. We've won the axe 5 years in a row, and 12 of the last 14 :)
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I left out like 8 sports go look it up its there...how can you even call that sad though...I mean come on that's like spiting on a teams accomplishments...these athletes work their asses of day and night and you have the balls to say it's sad because they haven't won 6 national titles in a row...NOBODY DOES THAT!!!!!!! come on...I'll be the first one to say wisky athletics has achieved alot and their school should be proud of that but I'm not gonna call it sad. I might point out facts to prove a point...that WI is not superior to MN in athletics...but I'm not about to denigrate what they have done.
 

Whisky is meant for shootin

Ok…Ok… given our long rivalry, if I am feeling magnanimous, I don’t shoot whisky, but, I insist it always be on the rocks

Why is red their color? It was the only way to explain the figurative term “I bleed ...” to a becky fan

The look on their mascot’s face…lack of fiber in its diet
 

HolyCrossBadger said:
It's natural to feel jealous. Here's what I got to see in my 4 years of college (live, in person):


How does that compare to the Gophers success from 2004-2008?
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I like how just by chance you excluded the years of the Gopher hockey team's back to back national championships in 2002 and 2003, which also contained natl championships in golf and wrestling. Also:

Feel good while you can about the basketball prowess you had while we suffered under Monson. Things have changed in the Big Ten basketball hierarchy in just two years. Tubby owns Bo.

Brewster has the football program going in the right direction again and things are about to change in the Big Ten football hierarchy, my friend. Enjoy your last 15 years because under BB that run is coming to an end.
 

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