Official College Game Day Sign Ideas Thread

[KD6-3.7]

if it's not 10 acres it's not a lake

 

[BTChamp]

The Mary Tyler Moore Show was better than Happy Days.

[Can't take credit; borrowed from a friend]

And Laverne and Shirley

 

[USAF]

 

[Livingat45north]

And to go with the "True Defenders" sign...

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

The weather was better 3 weeks ago

 

[FireDaveLee]

“Camp Randall is for fat kids.”

 

[FireDaveLee]

“Wisconsin’s time is DONE! ITS OVER!”

 

[surly_salsa]

My brother's and I have a text thread going with sign ideas. I'll drop a few here:

"Please ship Vitamin D"

"I baptized my son in Hamm's"

"Wisconsin health insurance: brought to you by Culver's"

"The human form of cocaine is PJ Fleck"

"Prince is my spirit animal"

"Badger fans are the wurst"

"SEC can have football; in Minnesota we prefer literacy."

"Our safe word is 'Ski-U-Mah' "

"What's long and hard on a B1G recruit from Florida? Winter."

 

[BleedGopher]

My brother's and I have a text thread going with sign ideas. I'll drop a few here:

"Please ship Vitamin D"

"I baptized my son in Hamm's"

"Wisconsin health insurance: brought to you by Culver's"

"The human form of cocaine is PJ Fleck"

"Prince is my spirit animal"

"Badger fans are the wurst"

"SEC can have football; in Minnesota we prefer literacy."

"Our safe word is 'Ski-U-Mah' "

"What's long and hard on a B1G recruit from Florida? Winter."

Good stuff!! Great first post!!

Go Gophers!!

 

[HoustonTXGopher]

Even Hillary wouldn't step foot in Wisconsin

 

[Some Day...Maybe]

Someone HAS to do this sign!!
"Remind me where the Axe is at, that’s funny, it's the same place all Wisconsin grads are at."

PLEASE!

 

[DCinOK]

Ed Gein is wearing my other sign.
Dahmer ate my other sign.
Hey Ed, who are you wearing?

 

[Feeling Minnesota]

A picture of Paul Bunyan with the axe & either next to it or under it—-“ M Football: The Sleeping Giant is Awake”

 

[fmlizard]

Please come back in September

Since anyone who gets their sign on camera will likely have camped out in freezing rain all night.

 

[mjfelton15]

sign ideas:

Why aren't Wisconsin cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
They stick to the ground.

Why did the Wisconsin A.D. decide to cover Camp Randall Stadium in cardboard?
Because the Badgers always look better on paper.


How do you make University of Wisconsin cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.


What's the difference between Camp Randall Stadium and a cactus?
The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

How do you casterate an Wisconsin Badgers fan? Kick his sister in the mouth

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Badgers fan?
The bucket.

Why don’t they serve ice in drinks at Badgers games anymore?
The student who knew the recipe graduated

 

[USAF]

Even Hillary wouldn't step foot in Wisconsin

But Trump surely would.

 

[Herd]

Yep. Even both Dakotas made it before Sota!

It’s a bye week in Fargo.

 

[Dano564]

Someone HAS to do this sign!!
"Remind me where the Axe is at, that’s funny, it's the same place all Wisconsin grads are at." 〽〽〽

PLEASE!

Might need to shorten:
Minnesota - Where all Wisconsin Grads are at.

 

[Tlsbhansen]

Minnesota winters, keeping Californians away since 1858!

 

[Buck(y) U]

I've never seen so many lame signs in my life. Some of you must've consulted with Trump.

Try these:

BIG west titles - ZERO
Mini-Ota Golden Ophers

Gophers are ROWdents

 

[Nokomis]

Might need to shorten:
Minnesota - Where all Wisconsin Grads are at.

Just please don't dangle the preposition.

 

[CurveballJesus]

Saw this one one Reddit. Not sure if it's pro-gopher or anti-gopher, but it sure is gosh darn punny:

PJ Fleck is the Anti-Chryst

 

[GopherDog1]

Probably been used but:

7X National Champion Golden Gophers
0x national champion drunken Badgers

 

[AtTheLibrary]

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This will probably get you on tv if they do a segment on him

 

[bonin21]

Maybe something about a sleeping giant and reference their fat coaches past and present

Someone HAS to do this sign!!
"Remind me where the Axe is at, that’s funny, it's the same place all Wisconsin grads are at." 〽〽〽

PLEASE!

The grammar on this makes it worse

 

[bonin21]

Just please don't dangle the preposition.

Seriously

Minneapolis: Where badgers go for jobs

 

[BAJJERFAN]

How do they practice safe sex in Sota? They put ear tags on all of the kickers.

 

[BAJJERFAN]

How bout 2 fishermen with one in waders and the other nearby in a boat with the caption Row vs Wade!

 

[HoustonTXGopher]

The SEC is afraid of the snow
We were gonna schedule Western Carolina, but Alabama beat us to it
SEC is soft as snow
Nick Saban is short
We still hate Iowa
Bucky can't spin his head

 

[BAJJERFAN]

The backwards belt.