Official Bash SEC Narrative Thread

Can we have this? It annoys me.

I'll start

B1G has four teams that beat 6+ bowl teams this year. Ohio State, Indiana, Oregon, and USC. SEC has none.

Texas A&M beat the bottom 7 teams in league and 6 fired their coaches, They lost to only team with winning record Texas.

Missouri at 8-4 has no win over a P4 bowl eligible team yet is ranked 25 in AP poll.

Alabama and Georgia after this weekend are only teams to play 10+ P4 teams.
This whole thread was proven so so right lol
 

Can we have this? It annoys me.

I'll start

B1G has four teams that beat 6+ bowl teams this year. Ohio State, Indiana, Oregon, and USC. SEC has none.

Texas A&M beat the bottom 7 teams in league and 6 fired their coaches, They lost to only team with winning record Texas.

Missouri at 8-4 has no win over a P4 bowl eligible team yet is ranked 25 in AP poll.

Alabama and Georgia after this weekend are only teams to play 10+ P4 teams.
It all comes back to ESPN. Once they stop having a monopoly on CFB postseason all of this will change. It goes back to the ESPN-SEC deal in the mid 2000's.

It's so tiring.
 





And here are the final results. B1G comes out on top, SEC dead last (tied with MW for percentage, but I'm giving the tie breaker to the SEC for having twice as many loses).

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Don’t forget 2 of their 4 wins were versus SEC teams. 1 of the B1G losses was versus B1G, but no wins. Can’t make it up.
 




BUT THINK OF THE ATHLETES THEY HAVE GUYS?! it just means more and you can't quantify that
 

They were right about one thing. The ACC and Big Ten were comparable in the fact that they produced the teams in championship game. Although they said it as a slight to both conferences.
 

Paul Finebaum would like everyone to know that the only reason for the recent B1G dominance is because we have an NIL advantage over the poor schools in the SEC. No mention by Paul that southern bagmen have been bribing kids to come to SEC schools for decades:


In the wake of that national championship, the SEC is facing a near existential threat from the Big Ten. Paul Finebaum knows that concern very well. In particular, a growing concern over an NIL gap between SEC and Big Ten schools, which Finebaum explained on The Matt Barrie Show.

"We’re talking billionaires now,” Paul Finebaum said. “Outside of Texas and Texas A&M, the list of billionaires starts to get really thin. I can tell you, in the state of Alabama, there are two billionaires. Only two in the entire state. They’re both Auburn supporters. Alabama doesn’t have a billionaire. And why is a billionaire important, Matt? Because they can throw around money.”

Coach Saban has his own theory as to why the SEC is getting throttled by the B1G and is quite disturbed about another conference having the audacity to pay recruits:

Paul Finebaum isn’t the only one who has noticed the Big Ten’s advantage over the SEC in the NIL space. Nick Saban is also well aware of that and recently trolled the Big Ten over it.

“In this day and age of the culture we have now in college football, paying players, name, image and likeness, transfer, it’s an advantage for the Big Ten,” Nick Saban said. “You’ll never convince me otherwise. The North. Because people in the South would not go to the North unless you paid them.”


You're right, Coach...be very afraid.

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Paul Finebaum would like everyone to know that the only reason for the recent B1G dominance is because we have an NIL advantage over the poor schools in the SEC. No mention by Paul that southern bagmen have been bribing kids to come to SEC schools for decades:


In the wake of that national championship, the SEC is facing a near existential threat from the Big Ten. Paul Finebaum knows that concern very well. In particular, a growing concern over an NIL gap between SEC and Big Ten schools, which Finebaum explained on The Matt Barrie Show.

"We’re talking billionaires now,” Paul Finebaum said. “Outside of Texas and Texas A&M, the list of billionaires starts to get really thin. I can tell you, in the state of Alabama, there are two billionaires. Only two in the entire state. They’re both Auburn supporters. Alabama doesn’t have a billionaire. And why is a billionaire important, Matt? Because they can throw around money.”

Coach Saban has his own theory as to why the SEC is getting throttled by the B1G and is quite disturbed about another conference having the audacity to pay recruits:

Paul Finebaum isn’t the only one who has noticed the Big Ten’s advantage over the SEC in the NIL space. Nick Saban is also well aware of that and recently trolled the Big Ten over it.

“In this day and age of the culture we have now in college football, paying players, name, image and likeness, transfer, it’s an advantage for the Big Ten,” Nick Saban said. “You’ll never convince me otherwise. The North. Because people in the South would not go to the North unless you paid them.”


You're right, Coach...be very afraid.

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Alabama Jones complaining about people being paid to move north is funny on multiple levels.


The first of with is one of the national titles for the SEC being Auburn with cam newton
And a bunch being bama with car dealerships


The second, is more historic. It’s not the first time in history people moved north to make wages. The other time was the great migration which also led in part to northern teams dominating college football from 1900-1975…though that was an indirect result.
I’m shocked that the south has an advantage in a system where you don’t pay labor.
 




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