Notre Dame signee WR Xavier Watts: "The Earth is flat. It just doesn’t make any sense to me that the world is round.”

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I wonder if Watts thinks the moon is flat, too? It looks flat to me, a two-dimensional platter like a phonograph record. Does he see any reason why it wouldn’t be flat?
 

Word said:
I thought all the birds had died crashing into the Vikings' stadium?
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Well, they are all drones, so their operators obviously can just fly around it. I can't believe nobody picked up on this conspiracy earlier...pigeons, people. Genius. This whole "electric car" thing is just a cover to develop smaller, longer lasting batteries for these surveillance birds.
 


GoldenRodents said:
All he needs to know is that the football field is flat
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Lloyd Carr doesn't agree with you ;):
"you know that in the old fields, there's a big crown, and that field at Oregon to me looked like an eight- to 10-inch crown, and that affects the throws to the sidelines particularly, and I think that affected John. We haven't played on a field with a crown like that. We don't make excuses, but I'm making one for him, because I don't think it's an excuse; it's the truth. "Press Conference Comments from Michigan Coach Lloyd Carr
 


Watts was accepted to his school? Really? Wouldn't the flat earth thing be a deal breaker?!!!
 

Piscator said:
Watts is certainly serious - he is from Nebraska - is world is flat!
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So true. My first 10 years on Earth were spent there. Took a lot of blind faith to believe the planet wasn't totally flat.
 


All pancakes are flat. If someone tells me all pancakes are spheres, I am going to move to outer Mongolia to shepherd ground squirrels. I should see the proof of that in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
 









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