Anyone but Mike Grimm.
Seriously - have you listened to this guy do Gopher Hoops? He spends the entire broadcast complaining about the officiating. I've tried to listen to games on the radio, and I wind up screaming at my radio for Grimm to shut up about the officiating, and just tell me the score of the game, and how much time is left.
If they let this guy do FB, I guarantee that he will spend the entire game whining about how every call against the Gophs is a "bad call."
I mean this seriously - there are probably 50 people calling high school games on small-market radio stations in MN who are better play-by-play announcers than Mike Grimm. When you have 2 or 3 people in the booth, the p-by-p guy is supposed to focus on the basics - down, distance, time, situation - and leave the analysis to the color man (or men).
And one more thing, No Screaming. I can't stand this new trend where the announcer has to show he's "Into" the game by screaming at the top of his lungs for a 4-yard run. Just tell me what's happening without busting my eardrums, please.