And then you turn around and get YOUR asses handed to you in the 1961 Rose Bowl by Washington. You end up 8-2 (your other loss was to Purdue), Iowa is 8-1 and the Huskies are 10-1. Since the AP considered the bowl games a reward and not a continuation of the regular season Minn is named NC. Do you think that would've been the case if they voted AFTER the bowl games?
As it was the Helms Foundation DID vote after the bowls and they named UW as NC.
(By the way, I grew up on a farm in Iowa and we raised, you guessed it, pigs. I know you meant the term derisively but, seriously, your insults are going to have to be more original than that.
Also, the U of M has a College of Agriculture that TRAINS pig farmers. Nothing like insulting the students of an institution you're supposedly a fan of.)
And finally these words from Bo Schembechler:
You play to win the Big Ten championship, and if you win it and go to the Rose Bowl and win it, then you've had a great season. If they choose to vote you number one, then you're the national champion. But a national champion is a mythical national champion, and I think you guys ought to know that. It's mythical.