These things we KNOW here at GopherHole.com.
- Miami didn't get their first choice, Jon Gruden, a big-namer. Therefore they have a *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#ty A.D.
- Trestman was only thought of for Head Coach because many people in town knew him and were hoping or a Trestman/Stein combo for Coach and A.D. Savegopherfootball was looking for a St. Loius Park native to replace Lucia also, and maybe Tubby, and certainly the Women's Golf Coach, if they knew who he was in the first place.
- All disadvantages for Minnesota disappear when Maturi does.
- Mason was a GREAT coach who should never have been fired. Except for his lousy defense, and his terrible clock management, or game time decisions, or failure to take responsibility, or disappearance from 1/1 to 8/1, or hatred of students, that said he was still a great coach. Proof is he could have any job he wanted, except for tOSU or any BCS school with a winning record.
- Mike Leach, except for everything we DON'T know.
- Tubby will never leave Minnesota as long as he gets his practise facility. Unless some other school is rumored to want him.
- Selling your teams Rose Bowl tickets is fine, cheering for another Big Ten team is heresy.
I don't understand why Mythbusters hasn't does done a show on this place.