Space Gopher
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This was my first Iowa game at the dome. I knew there would be a lot of them but their turnout was ridiculous. I guess it helps that there is nothing else to do in Iowa than root for the corn-pigs when the crops are out and the hogs are fed. If I lived in iowa, I'd get the heck out of there every chance I had too.
And what a douchey and delusional lot they are. Greene might be an all-american this year, but he won't get a whiff of the Heisman despite how loud you yell that he has it locked up. Based on the iowa fans around me, I'm pretty sure that "iowa" stands for "inbreed, obese, whiskey-drunk, a$$holes. Thanks for going out of your way to yell in my ear, block my view during a play to dance in front of me on your way to get your 4th beer of the quarter and drop f-bombs in front of 6 year-olds because you can only buy 1 beer at a time and can't smoke indoors. Classy.
Hat's off to thee corn-pigs, you whomped us good. You beat a young, worn out team. You'll go to a better bowl than us and you'd probably beat us 7 out of 10 times. But there is only one way to measure the success of a program - National Titles.
Minnesota 6, iowa 0.
And what a douchey and delusional lot they are. Greene might be an all-american this year, but he won't get a whiff of the Heisman despite how loud you yell that he has it locked up. Based on the iowa fans around me, I'm pretty sure that "iowa" stands for "inbreed, obese, whiskey-drunk, a$$holes. Thanks for going out of your way to yell in my ear, block my view during a play to dance in front of me on your way to get your 4th beer of the quarter and drop f-bombs in front of 6 year-olds because you can only buy 1 beer at a time and can't smoke indoors. Classy.
Hat's off to thee corn-pigs, you whomped us good. You beat a young, worn out team. You'll go to a better bowl than us and you'd probably beat us 7 out of 10 times. But there is only one way to measure the success of a program - National Titles.
Minnesota 6, iowa 0.