If you had to bet $500 on the Gophs record this year

@ Middle Tennessee State-W (closer than most expect)
South Dakota-W (big win. defense gains confidence)
USC-L
Northern Illinois-W
Northwestern-W
@ Wisconsin-L (close loss)
@Purdue-W (defense performs well)
Penn State-W (improved defense helps get signature win of the season at home)
Ohio State-L
@ Michigan State-L
@Illinois-W
Iowa-W

8-4 (5-3)

Bowl game: who knows who they'll play? Win or lose, a successful season.

I'm a bit of a gambler, so I'm having fun with my prediction. I think the defense will continue to improve. The new offensive game plan to pound the rock will keep this young and talented defense as fresh as possible. Getting more pressure on the opposing team's QB will result in more turnovers and more wins. Go Gophers!
 








If Weber starts every game? 5-7
If Gray is starting during the non-con? 8-5
If Gray is starting during the Big Ten schedule? 6-6 or 6-7

sounds like you have a serious crush on gray. if weber/gray/alipate start i think this team can be successful but none of us have seen gray enough to evaluate whether or not he is the next vince young. as a whole i think we are way more athletic at every position and we are getting better. defense will win more games this year than offense. look at mason, his teams rushed for 900 yards a game and we couldnt stop anyone, if mason could have developed a defense he might of beaten someone other then tulsa! so in short, get over your man crush because you have no clue whether or not gray is or isnt the answer!
 

sounds like you have a serious crush on gray. if weber/gray/alipate start i think this team can be successful but none of us have seen gray enough to evaluate whether or not he is the next vince young. as a whole i think we are way more athletic at every position and we are getting better. defense will win more games this year than offense. look at mason, his teams rushed for 900 yards a game and we couldnt stop anyone, if mason could have developed a defense he might of beaten someone other then tulsa! so in short, get over your man crush because you have no clue whether or not gray is or isnt the answer!

For once I agree with you. Grey has far too many question marks to be hailed as a 3 win improvement over Weber.
 



6-6
Too tough of a schedule to hope for a whole lot better.
 

I'd bet $500 that we lose a heartbreaker to wisky, a terribly frustrating/embarrassing one to Iowa, and a blowout to OSU.

But somehow we get bowl eligible, and lose a frustrating/embarrassing/heartbreaking low-end bowl game.

But this time at least we can say that most of us were boycotting Arizona when we bring only 13 fans to Tempe.

Brewster will be excited. Maturi will not have a clue. The refs will cost us the game against Penn St.

I simply don't know how I came up with all that. It's not like we've seen this before......

Selection No. 1 (champion): Rose Bowl/BCS vs. Pac-10/BCS, Jan. 1, ESPN
Selection No. 2: Capital One Bowl vs. SEC, Jan. 1, ESPN
Selection No. 3: Outback Bowl vs. SEC, Jan. 1, ABC
Selection No. 4: Gator Bowl vs. SEC, Jan. 1, ESPN2
Selection No. 5: Insight Bowl vs. Big 12, Dec. 28, ESPN
Selection No. 6: Texas Bowl vs. Big 12, Dec. 29, ESPN
Selection No. 7: Dallas Football Classic vs. Conference USA or Big 12, Jan. 1, ESPNU
Selection No. 8: Little Caesars Pizza Bowl vs. MAC, Dec. 26, ESPN

Since the Gophers always get passed over and they're headed to Tempe...looks like you're predicting a 3rd or 4th place finish in the Big Ten.
 


Here are my 2010 Predictions (I want to get them all out at once)

1) Tough schedule, NO improvement in running and passing attack, young defense overwhelmed.
2) We score 17 points all year (2 touchdowns from our defense).
3) The offense almost scores one touchdown but the offensive coach calls a play action pass
from the 1 inch line and our quarterback is sacked and we settle for a field goal.
4) In our last home game only 1 student shows up in the student section wearing a paperbag.
5) Budget cuts cause the u to herd everyone into one stadium entrance which takes an
average of 5 hours and 42 minutes to get through, those who get into the stadium before the
game is over are so disgusted with how the Gophers play that they leave early.
6) People complain about the late arriving, not arriving, early leaving, standing and lowd,
sitting and quiet, lack of students crowd on Gopher hole every week.
7) food is bad and lines are long and there are no cash registers so food service people have to
use abacuses and their fingers to count change.
8) Shade people complain about the cold and sun people complain about the heat.
9) No alcohol is allowed into the stadium to make games somewhat bearable.
10) And Unfortunately we go 4-8 and Tim Brewster is fired and Joel Maturi in his last act as AD
rehires Glen Mason and in his first year as head coach we average 650 yards per game of
offense but lose most of the games because we give up 1200 yards allowed per game. Mason
states to the press that we should move back into the dome because that's the only way we
can get home field advantage and have a chance to win and Sid Hartman and Lou Holtz
agree.
11) We are in the top ten in the Sears cup again, whatever that is?!
12) And I renew my season tickets once again.


It's tough to be a Gopher fan.
 



Here are my 2010 Predictions (I want to get them all out at once)

1) Tough schedule, NO improvement in running and passing attack, young defense overwhelmed.
2) We score 17 points all year (2 touchdowns from our defense).
3) The offense almost scores one touchdown but the offensive coach calls a play action pass
from the 1 inch line and our quarterback is sacked and we settle for a field goal.
4) In our last home game only 1 student shows up in the student section wearing a paperbag.
5) Budget cuts cause the u to herd everyone into one stadium entrance which takes an
average of 5 hours and 42 minutes to get through, those who get into the stadium before the
game is over are so disgusted with how the Gophers play that they leave early.
6) People complain about the late arriving, not arriving, early leaving, standing and lowd,
sitting and quiet, lack of students crowd on Gopher hole every week.
7) food is bad and lines are long and there are no cash registers so food service people have to
use abacuses and their fingers to count change.
8) Shade people complain about the cold and sun people complain about the heat.
9) No alcohol is allowed into the stadium to make games somewhat bearable.
10) And Unfortunately we go 4-8 and Tim Brewster is fired and Joel Maturi in his last act as AD
rehires Glen Mason and in his first year as head coach we average 650 yards per game of
offense but lose most of the games because we give up 1200 yards allowed per game. Mason
states to the press that we should move back into the dome because that's the only way we
can get home field advantage and have a chance to win and Sid Hartman and Lou Holtz
agree.
11) We are in the top ten in the Sears cup again, whatever that is?!
12) And I renew my season tickets once again.


It's tough to be a Gopher fan.

Yup, that's about right!

I say sh*t hits the fan this year and end up 3-9.
 

I just hope we can score on occasion.
MTSU W
USD W
USC L
NIU W
NU W
UW L
PU L
PSU L
OSU L
MSU L
IL W
IA L

5-7, if we can beat Purdue 7-6 (win bowl), if we win only 2 games in the non-conference 3-9,
 


MTSU L -- new offense and completely new Defense (only one returning starter) combined with Brewsters continuing inability to get the team ready for a game come together to lose a game ugly that we have no business losing.

USD W -- As ugly as the MTSU loss is, this is uglier, but we win.

USC L -- The oline gets crushed, the d-line gets exposed. We gain under 150 yards for the game. SC gaines that in each quarter.

NIU L -- Brewster commits the ultimate sin and lets the USC game cost us two. Panic has set in and he pulls the trigger and gives the ball to Gray who promptly throws 4 interceptions to go with his two fumbles and a fumbled snap.

NU L -- Two teams going in different directions. PF does more with less. Tim still trying to figure out what to do.

UW L -- John Clay, overweight and out of shape runs for 600 yards, and misses the next three games because he still can't catch his breath.

PU L -- This year, we catch the Boilermakers one week too late and they beat us.

PSU L -- in our poorest performance of the year, we actually post negative rushing yards until late in the 4th quarter Gray rips off a 50 yard run leading the Brewster faithful to exlaim we have found our running attack.

OSU L -- Brewster does us all a favor and flies the team to Columbus for the game, then complains that Maturi told him the game was on the road and demands a rematch the day after the Michigan game for OSU -- the only chance we'll have of beating this team this year.

MSU L -- MSU sends half of it's team to jail the Monday before the game and Brewster gets outcoached again as lil Marky D doesn't have to contend with a heart breaking loss the week before only replacing half his starters.

IL L -- Ron Zook saves his job by proving that he is, in fact, better than Ron Zook light AKA Tim Brewster

IA L -- Maturi has been fired. Brewster is excited. We go three straight years without scoring a point against our rivals. Firentz, with his team healthy, isn't content to win 12-0 and we have a 56-0 game. Tim Brewster says in the pressure that his guys gave it all and will come back into the locker room with a pig on their backs. Half of the starting D is arrested for grand larceny of a bronze pig. Brewster becomes tight ends coach for the Washington Redskins. Tony Dungy still won't take the job.

We finish 1-11 to bookend the Tim Brewster Era. Maturi still won't acknowledge he made a huge mistake and sues for wrongful termination. The board of regents panics (the gutless wonders they've been for time immemorial) hires him back and to replace Brewster Maturi hires Darrel Bevel to be the new coach and introduces a new color scheme for the U -- Red and white.
 

--Win over MTSU. Dwight Dasher makes some nice plays but our superior athleticism on defense causes constant problems for MTSU's talented skill position players. On offense the O-line's improvement is clear as they push around a vastly undersized/undertalented MTSU front 7.

--lopsided Win over a SD team that makes last year's SDSU jackrabbits look like world beaters. In this one Weber and the O get up big early leading to Gray playing most of the second half. Alipate even gets in a few snaps.

--Win over Northern Illinois. NI is always a solid team. Luckily the Gophers know this and won't take it for granted. The Gophers win a game that is uncomfortably close for 2-3 quarters before the Gophers get up 2 scores. This is the game where one of the freshmen RBs seizes the starting gig and doesn't look back.

--L to USC. Lane Kiffin makes a ridiculously idiotic comment before the game disparaging the Gophers. His players show up unmotivated and entitled. The Gophers look great early and are ahead. Unfortunately, while running a KR reverse, for the 2nd year in a row Hayo Carpenter runs into his own blocker negating what should have been an 80+ yard TD. USC starts playing up to its ability sometime late in the 4th Quarter and find a way to score quickly.
(Truthfully, I think the Gophers have a better chance of an upset here than most people do. I think there's a decent chance Lane Kiffin is entirely too smug about his new gig at USC early in the season and/or USC gets 'the death penalty' causing a massive exodus and lack of motivation). If Kiffin makes the mistake of allowing his players to adopt his arrogant attitude the Gophers have a small chance. If USC gets the death penalty the Gophers' have a larger chance. If BOTH happen I will be predicting an upset for the maroon and gold. And if neither happens we have almost no chance.

-a Win over Northwestern (who is always easier to play early in the year before Pat Fitzgerald has figured out how best to hide his glaring athleticism gap). Remember how the Gophers ran the ball on the 'Cats and moved it at will in the second half? Minnesota will again be the first truly big/athletic opponent Northwestern faces. I am so glad we don't have to play these guys late in the year (like Iowa and Wisconsin usually do). Also, they lose 3 all Big-Ten players in the secondary (S Phillips, Smith, CB-McManis). Northwestern isn't the kind of school that just reloads in the back 4. The secondary will struggle (particularly early).

--W over Wisconsin. Wisconsin will be a power running play action pass machine again this year. But, the Badgers no longer have underrated S Chris Maragos and all-world DE O'Brien S. This means the Badgers awful CBs will be exposed a lot more this year than they were last year. It also means the Badgers will have serious issues getting to the QB and increased difficulty stopping the run. JJ Watt is solid but he can't do it alone. The Gopher D line will prove their worth in this game by doing enough to allow the Gophers to limit the inevitable damage of the formidable Badger running game.

--Two bonus points that forecast a Gopher victory against Bucky in the fall. First, Horton knows the Badgers inside and out and is a QB guru. He will give our QBs an increased advantage against the Badger D.
--Second, after the fall of Curt Phillips the Badgers have no depth at QB. Bucky's new backup looked terrible all spring, confused, mistake prone, unathletic, and totally unable to execute. If starter Scott Tolzien goes down the Badgers are in much worse shape than most other Big Ten teams (including the Gophers)

Purdue--Win, Robert Marve is probably a very nice player, but the Boilers had 20 starters miss all/most of spring ball including 10 starters. Star RB Ralph Bolden is gone for 2010. They also are competing with Indiana, (and possibly Northwestern and Michigan State) for the Big Ten's worst secondary award.

Penn State--L (with serious upset potential). Penn State will have a total disaster for a passing game and will probably turn the ball over a fair amount. They had been counting pretty heavily on having Pat Devlin at the helm this year, and without him they are torn between a walk on, a guy who is worse than a walk-on, or one of two true freshmen phenoms. We could see any of 4 guys at QB when we play them. That said, they will probably run the ball well, and they will definitely have another suffocating Defense similar to the one that blanked our Gophers last year. I am hopeful about this game, but can't predict anything other than a Loss until I've seen how bad PSU's QB play ends up being.

L--Ohio State--This team is unreal on both sides of the ball. If TP and the D-line stay healthy this squad is winning next year's National Title.

Coin Flip (L) Michigan State. They might be really good. They might be really bad. They will probably be inconsistent. After last year's bizarre game I have no idea what to expect. MSU will have an explosive offense. The question is whether they will have the same secondary that was lit up by everyone they played (including Adam Weber and the Gophs to the tune of 416 yards and 5 TDs). Because of the Gophers' historic bad luck I will predict this coin flop as a loss, the kind that shows that while we're improved we haven't arrived.

W--Illinois--Gophers will be focused after last year's embarrassment. Illini will still be in total disarray. Ron Zook, it's been fun but I have a feeling Illinois will be done with you long before Tim Brewster, Bill Lynch, RichRod, or Mike Dantonio is fired.

L--Iowa--I hate writing that.

So I'm saying Minnesota is 7-5, 4-4 Big Ten (with the Michigan State coin flip game possibly pushing the Gophers to 8-4 and 5-3 respectively). This will be the year Brewster's squad wins a Bowl Game too.

Some of the Gopher 'fans' on this board will claim this isn't good enough and Brewster should be fired for not beating both Wisconsin and Iowa, and winning the Big Ten since everyone should have expected the Gophers to have a more definitive breakthrough season in year 4 under Brewster.
 

If the Gophers make a bowl, it likely will be the Texas Football Classic with a 6-6 record. The question is, would Brew crow about "playing on New Year's Day"?

The Gator Bowl is one of the good, traditional bowl games. A nice pick-up by the Big Ten. The expectation for the Gophers in Year 4 should be the Rose, Capital One, Outback or Gator. Any of those four Big Ten tie-ins -- all New Year's Day or later -- would be something to crow about. The others. ... not so much.
 

The expectation for the Gophers in Year 4 should be the Rose, Capital One, Outback or Gator.

In what world is this true? The Gophers suck for 40+ years, and a new coach "should" come in and have the Gophers being a top-10 team within 4 years? Huh?
 

Fair point, but I don't think a Big Ten team appearing in the Gator Bowl (or even the Outback) would necessarily be a top-10 team. Top 15-25, yes.

The Gophers certainly have a difficult schedule, but the good thing is the bulk of what figure to be their toughest games (Iowa, Ohio State, Penn State & USC) are at home. This season certainly offers the opportunity for a signature win for Brew's program, perhaps knock off one or two of the aforementioned and/or Wisconsin @ Camp Randall. Win one or two of those & that should get the attention of the casual fan and provide a significant jump in the Big Ten standings.
 

Fair point, but I don't think a Big Ten team appearing in the Gator Bowl (or even the Outback) would necessarily be a top-10 team. Top 15-25, yes.

The Gophers certainly have a difficult schedule, but the good thing is the bulk of what figure to be their toughest games (Iowa, Ohio State, Penn State & USC) are at home. This season certainly offers the opportunity for a signature win for Brew's program, perhaps knock off one or two of the aforementioned and/or Wisconsin @ Camp Randall. Win one or two of those & that should get the attention of the casual fan and provide a significant jump in the Big Ten standings.

Not to belabor the point, but in one post you went from saying the Gophers "should" be a top-4 team in the Big Ten by now, to saying that they are in position to get a "signature" win this year. Teams that are in contention for New Year's Day bowls don't use phrases like "signature wins" - they expect to win those types of games. Urban Meyer and Nick Saban don't use the phrase "signature win". The fact that you used the phrase "signature win" shows that you don't really believe the Gophers "should" be in a New Year's Day bowl by year 4.
 

0-14. Bemidji State, on its way to play Concordia Saint Paul, stops in and beats the Gophers when they weren't looking. Upper Iowa, hearing about this, takes a break on its road trip to Bemidji to beat the Gophers and (literally) eat their lunches. The only thing that keeps the string of defeats in unscheduled games from continuing is the National Guard forming a protective ring around the campus to keep junior high school teams from giving the Gophers what for.

Ok, that above is ridiculous. It's as ridiculous as picking the Gophers to win only one or two games all year long, which is no less ridiculous than picking the Gophers to go undefeated.
 

Take This To THE BANK

7 - 5 (conservative)

MTSU W
USD W
USC L
NIU W
NU W
UW W
PU L
PSU W
OSU L
MSU L
IL L
IA W
 

Fair point, but I don't think a Big Ten team appearing in the Gator Bowl (or even the Outback) would necessarily be a top-10 team. Top 15-25, yes.

The Gophers certainly have a difficult schedule, but the good thing is the bulk of what figure to be their toughest games (Iowa, Ohio State, Penn State & USC) are at home. This season certainly offers the opportunity for a signature win for Brew's program, perhaps knock off one or two of the aforementioned and/or Wisconsin @ Camp Randall. Win one or two of those & that should get the attention of the casual fan and provide a significant jump in the Big Ten standings.

Going into year 4 of the Brewster regime, Brewster is still searching for his first signature W. After 3 seasons Mason had one. Glen had also managed to figure out how to beat at least one of our rivalry games, a skill that's still eluding Brewster at this point.

In year 4 Glen managed his 2nd signature win over tOSU (unfortunately there weren't many more after that). If Brewster wants to keep his job he needs to have at least one of them this season. USC seems like the most likely candidate. It doesn't seem unreasonable to expect our football coach to beat either UW or Iowa at least once in his first eight tries, either.

PSU also looks like a potential upset, but given that its a rebuilding year for them, I don't know that I'd put that into the "signature" category. tOSU, OTOH would be a huge victory. I wouldn't hold me breath, though. They're going to be scary good this year.
 

Wisconsin will be very good this year...tough game for the Gophs. Not sure how you think that is a W for sure but Purdue is a "toss up" man.
 

4-8. Maybe 5-7. With a dithering AD and a lame-duck Prez, that's probably enough for Brewster to stick around, sadly.
 

dithering AD

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howeda7:dithering Joel Maturi::wren:prexy B
 


@ Middle Tennessee State-W
South Dakota-W
USC-L
Northern Illinois-W
Northwestern-W
@ Wisconsin-L
@Purdue-L
Penn State-L
Ohio State-L
@ Michigan State-L
@Illinois-L
Iowa-L

I have them going 4-8. Hopefully I'm wrong!
 




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