I feel a hate crime comin' on!

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Just hired a new guy that will office right across the hallway from me. Our doors have sidelights, so I look right into his office.

He is a friggin' Whiskey red weasel fan.

I'm going to paper his office with Block M's to welcome him.

Need other ideas.
 

A slight paraphrase seemed appropriate...

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I hate thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I hate thee freely, as men might strive for Right;
I hate thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I hate thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I hate thee with a hate I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,–I hate thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!–and, if God choose,
I shall but hate thee better after death.
 


Get a gophers fan that is twice as big. Or...

Constantly ask him about big ten realignment, and if Wisky's move proves that they are the red headed stepchild of the big ten.
 

You should dress a live skunk up in a popcorn box and put it in his office one night.

He should be happy, right? After all, he is a fan of them.
 


Remember that old saying "Go west, young man!"? Oooops, they are going East...
 

Tarver's Mustache Comb said:
Remove ceiling tile. Poop on it. Replace ceiling tile.
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If you do this, be sure to eat plenty of corn, making the poop 'Maroon and Gold' and you better do it in a block M, Fadger fans aren't known for their intelligence (or looks, or anything besides having sex with dead things really...)
 

Take a sticky, and just write:

6-0
18-11
59-52-8

on it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Stick it to his computer monitor.

Repeat daily for perpetuity.
 

Or you could remind him that wisconsin has exactly as many national championships as Georgia State, who play their first ever game tonight.
 



dpodoll68 said:
Take a sticky, and just write:

6-0
18-11
59-52-8

on it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Stick it to his computer monitor.

Repeat daily for perpetuity.
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I was going to constantly change his computer desktop to something like that. I'll be rotating with other Gopher images, along with changing his e-mail notification sound to the rouser.
 

Run zig-zag line down the hallway. Then tell him there is still a rivalry but his job is not offically 'protected' yet.
 

Just set up his new cell phone with the Block "M" as the wallpaper.
 




Just always have a dissapointed look on your face when you have to talk to him.
 


His parents have not talked to him in years.
 



I've always been a fan of the eye contact, stare for a second, turn away and shake your head. Don't do it all the time, just enough to indicate you find something about him distasteful.
 

I'm thinking of putting a sexy corpse in his office.

Too subtle?
 

Unregistered I'm starting to get concern that you want to watch it happen. We know it would be too much to resist.
 

I just want to point out that harassing this man to drive him away from the Badgers is a crime of compassion not hate.
 

Gophergrrl said:
I just want to point out that harassing this man to drive him away from the Badgers is a crime of compassion not hate.
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Agreed. But if I poop in his pencil drawer some wingnut might construe that as a hate crime.
 

Great thread is great.

Give him a 'Welcome' gift. The 'Better Dead Than Red' shirt. No, you can not give him mine.
 

MBAGuy said:
I've always been a fan of the eye contact, stare for a second, turn away and shake your head. Don't do it all the time, just enough to indicate you find something about him distasteful.
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Ahhhhh, classic Minnesotan disapproval. I like it. No sarcasm intended.
 



Or you could remind him that wisconsin has exactly as many national championships as Georgia State, who play their first ever game tonight.
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Haha...that was good. i laughed out loud at that one
 

Man, you didn't do a good job of checking references.

Hang up a pic of Phil Kessel in your sidelight.
 


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