How many drunkards, tipplers, souses, and lushes are on this board?

[OldBob53]

Drunk driving is punishable with jail time but being stupid is not. A drunk driver goes to jail, while a stupid or elderly or texting driver may be more dangerous, but they get a pass.

 

[Veritas]

You go there because I posted a GIF. How much do you pay these people to sit with you?????

Man you need to relax and enjoy the view or as my bro Sgt. Hulka might opine -

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Or better yet, aim to be a fun oldtimer and emulate Burgess (R.I.P. bro) -

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Tell all that to the families of the dead and maimed.

 

[Just Gopher It!!]

Tell all that to the families of the dead and maimed.

I say boy -

 

[USAF]

Was just at dinner and a large % of tables had people that chose to have a drink with their meal. Sad.

White Castle serves booze now?

 

[Veritas]

I say boy -

I know, such a good joke. "Ha, ha, ha, how many believe molesting children, ha, ha, ha" Another good joke.
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[GophersInIowa]

Mase, Brewster, or Claeys.
Who would you rather get hammered with?

How about current college coaches. You can pick 3 to get drunk with. Who is it?

For me: Fleck, Leach, and Kiffin.

 

[Otis]

White Castle serves booze now?

That would remove a step in the process! Then all you would need is airsickness bags at each booth along with a bed with an ugly fat chick next to it.

 

[Hotdish]

How about current college coaches. You can pick 3 to get drunk with. Who is it?

For me: Fleck, Leach, and Kiffin.

That’s a great hypothetical.

At a pirate bar in Savannah with Leach, at a slumber party with Harbaugh, and at a crawfish boil on the bayou with Orgeron.

 

[Spoofin]

White Castle serves booze now?

I don’t go to White Castle to drink. I go there after drinking - and on Valentine’s Day.

 

[GopherSteak]

Drunk driving is punishable with jail time but being stupid is not. A drunk driver goes to jail, while a stupid or elderly or texting driver may be more dangerous, but they get a pass.

Most elderly drivers are more dangerous than kids. They will drive five under the speed limit in the wrong lane and act like you're the asshole when you look over while passing them.

 

[NewJerseyGopher]

I don’t go to White Castle to drink. I go there after drinking - and on Valentine’s Day.

I doubt it

 

[LakevilleBro]

How about current college coaches. You can pick 3 to get drunk with. Who is it?

For me: Fleck, Leach, and Kiffin.
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How about current college coaches. You can pick 3 to get drunk with. Who is it?

For me: Fleck, Leach, and Kiffin.

Those are 3 great choices!!

 

[Spoofin]

How about current college coaches. You can pick 3 to get drunk with. Who is it?

For me: Fleck, Leach, and Kiffin.

Leach would be awesome. Not sure who the other 2 would be for me, but definitely Leach!

 

[zman]

Paul Chryst would be a hoot.

 

[OddStack]

Leach, Brent Venables and Mike Gundy.

I'd like to tell Bret Bielema to meet us where ever we end up going, show up late (on purpose), have a drink with him (BB would be at a tipping point), and then watch the spectacle BB would create from a distance. That alone would be funny. I can only imagine what Leach and Gundy would say making fun of him.

 

[disco]

Leach is a Mormon. Does he even drink?
I might pick Ed Orgeron. Guy seems hilarious.

 

[zman]

I might pick Ed Orgeron. Guy seems hilarious.

Can you image that accent once he starts slurring his words? That’d be priceless.

 

[GophersInIowa]

Leach would be awesome. Not sure who the other 2 would be for me, but definitely Leach!

But you have to imagine them drunk. I think it would be extremely entertaining.

 

[Hotdish]

But you have to imagine them drunk. I think it would be extremely entertaining.

I mean, based on the suggestions made thus far... yes it would.

Leach:

Gundy:

Freshwater:

Fleck:

Orgeron:

Harbaugh:

Venables:

 

[Spoofin]

But you have to imagine them drunk. I think it would be extremely entertaining.

Are they addicts?

 

[MNVCGUY]

Are they addicts?

as we have been told, most drinkers are addicts, so if they do drink they must be right?

 

[noamfromm]

Appeals court backs MN driver who turned left into wide right lane

The decision could have implications for driving laws in Minnesota.

bringmethenews.com

Drunk driver helps to bring clarity to driving laws --- probably stands at gopher game to boot.