Hawkeye fans dreading the Gophers return this Saturday!

[Born4Corn]

that's a lot of corn. tho it has tripled in price since last year.

Yep, there's literally no chance he gets fired unless he does something that makes it so Iowa doesn't have to pay him that money, like Joe Paterno, Jim Tressel, or Bobby Petrino. Incidentally, if that does happen I hear that John L. Smith will be available for another interim coaching job next season.