Friend Of Tubby
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I would LOVE to defend Coach Smith in a hypothetical Court Of Public Opinion (as represented by SOME fans, not all). Imagine it going something like this:
Me - What is your dispute with Mr Smith?
"Fan" - Mr. Smith does not live up to UK standards.
Me - What standards are those?
"Fan" - We have the #1 W-L record of all-time.
Me - What is your W-L record?
"Fan" - We have 76% W-L record.
Me - Mr. Smith was 263-83 for 76% W-L record at UK.
"Fan" - Umm, yeah, but he doesn't live up to our NCAA tournament standards.
Me - What is your W-L record in NCAA tournament play?
"Fan" - We are 103-46 (69%) in NCAA tournament games.
Me - Mr Smith was 23-9 (72%) in NCAA tournament games at UK.
"Fan" - Yeah, well, but it's easier to win NCAA games since more teams were added in 1975.
Me - What is your NCAA W-L record since 1975 then?
"Fan" - We are 72-27 (73%) in that timeframe.
Me - I just told you that Mr Smith has won 72% of his NCAA games at UK.
"Fan" - Yeah, but we expect championships at UK.
Me - How many championships have you won?
"Fan" - We have won 7 NCAA championships (in 72 years since NCAA tournament began in 1939).
Me - That's 1 NCAA title about every 10 years then.
"Fan" - Yessir, that's right!
Me - Mr. Smith won 1 NCAA title in his 10 years at UK.
"Fan" - Umm, yeah, but UK has won or shared 44 SEC titles in 78 years of SEC play.
Me - That's 56% of the time, you win or share the SEC title then.
"Fan" - Yessir, that's right!
Me - Mr. Smith has won or shared 5 SEC titles in his 10 years at UK, or 50% of the time.
"Fan" - We prefer Rick Pitino as a basketball coach.
Me - How has Mr. Pitino done the past 10 years?
"Fan" - He is 239-92 at Louisville.
Me - That's 72% W-L record. Why do you prefer that to 76% by Mr. Smith?
"Fan" - Well, Pitino is better coach than Tubby.
Me - But Mr. Smith has won 5 of 7 games against Mr. Pitino in those 10 years.
"Fan" - Well, we REALLY prefer Calipari instead.
Me - Mr. Calipari has 2 FF appearances (both later vacated by NCAA violations) in 19 years. That's about 1 FF every 10 years, like Mr. Smith.
"Fan" - Umm, well, umm…
Me - I rest my case, your honor.
(5 minutes later)...
Judge - Mr (jury) foreman, have you reached a verdict?
Jury - Yes, your honor, we have.
Judge - What say ye then?
Jury - We find in favor of Mr. Smith!
Me - What is your dispute with Mr Smith?
"Fan" - Mr. Smith does not live up to UK standards.
Me - What standards are those?
"Fan" - We have the #1 W-L record of all-time.
Me - What is your W-L record?
"Fan" - We have 76% W-L record.
Me - Mr. Smith was 263-83 for 76% W-L record at UK.
"Fan" - Umm, yeah, but he doesn't live up to our NCAA tournament standards.
Me - What is your W-L record in NCAA tournament play?
"Fan" - We are 103-46 (69%) in NCAA tournament games.
Me - Mr Smith was 23-9 (72%) in NCAA tournament games at UK.
"Fan" - Yeah, well, but it's easier to win NCAA games since more teams were added in 1975.
Me - What is your NCAA W-L record since 1975 then?
"Fan" - We are 72-27 (73%) in that timeframe.
Me - I just told you that Mr Smith has won 72% of his NCAA games at UK.
"Fan" - Yeah, but we expect championships at UK.
Me - How many championships have you won?
"Fan" - We have won 7 NCAA championships (in 72 years since NCAA tournament began in 1939).
Me - That's 1 NCAA title about every 10 years then.
"Fan" - Yessir, that's right!
Me - Mr. Smith won 1 NCAA title in his 10 years at UK.
"Fan" - Umm, yeah, but UK has won or shared 44 SEC titles in 78 years of SEC play.
Me - That's 56% of the time, you win or share the SEC title then.
"Fan" - Yessir, that's right!
Me - Mr. Smith has won or shared 5 SEC titles in his 10 years at UK, or 50% of the time.
"Fan" - We prefer Rick Pitino as a basketball coach.
Me - How has Mr. Pitino done the past 10 years?
"Fan" - He is 239-92 at Louisville.
Me - That's 72% W-L record. Why do you prefer that to 76% by Mr. Smith?
"Fan" - Well, Pitino is better coach than Tubby.
Me - But Mr. Smith has won 5 of 7 games against Mr. Pitino in those 10 years.
"Fan" - Well, we REALLY prefer Calipari instead.
Me - Mr. Calipari has 2 FF appearances (both later vacated by NCAA violations) in 19 years. That's about 1 FF every 10 years, like Mr. Smith.
"Fan" - Umm, well, umm…
Me - I rest my case, your honor.
(5 minutes later)...
Judge - Mr (jury) foreman, have you reached a verdict?
Jury - Yes, your honor, we have.
Judge - What say ye then?
Jury - We find in favor of Mr. Smith!