Describe the Gophers Rate Bowl win in 1 sentence.

[flyingfish]

Absolutely terrible offense, even worse than normal.

I wish we lost so you could be even more miserable

 

[flyingfish]

Won without opening the playbook.

Yeah they didn't try anything I've never seen before today. The standard fake tush push direct snap we run every game

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

I'm sad the season is over but I'm ready for it too.

 

[Texan Gopher]

The season was full of ups and downs and today was a perfect microcosm of the season as we played 4 quarters of football filled with ups and downs.

 

[ergopher]

Smith & Smith won the day.

 

[Gophers4ever6842]

Exciting action packed and intense!!! Huge win against the big city team from New Mexico!!!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Drake has the clutch gene.

 

[StormWatch08]

The OLine, both on pass protection and run blocking, is scary bad.

 

[Panthadad2]

A tough slog of a game until it wasn’t.

 

[btowngopher]

“David put his hand into his bag and took out a stone and slung it, and it struck the Philistine on his forehead.”

 

[highwayman]

The bad game time weather fear-mongers had nothing to fear nor monger.

 

[Crosby]

This was a bowl game victory, followed up by a bunch of very predictable, whiny posts on Gopherhole.

 

[Gopherchase]

Defense.

 

[mngolf]

Drake has the clutch gene.

But every play before the last......ick

 

[Xerxes_]

The game was a microcosm of the season.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

Beat the spread.

 

[USAF]

Unsatisfying and uninspiring.

 

[proudgopher]

I wish we lost so you could be even more miserable

But for two brilliant pass plays, this column would read much differently.

 

[GopherPete]

All this program does is win bowl championships

 

[#2Gopher]

Gophers win in the same fashion they have all year. Meanwhile Gopherhole has many questions for Fleck.

(I know, two sentences. But if others can break the cardinal rules, so can I.)

 

[GopherVotary]

Big, beautiful victory.

 

[Some guy]

If we played a Power 4 team today, we would've lost by 40 plus.

Which team?
Michigan beat New Mexico by 17
New Mexico beat UCLA by 25



if the gophers played Oregon today they probably lose by around 40. I agree

 

[Some guy]

The game was a microcosm of the season.

A mediocre team that wins slightly more than half the time.

This is pretty spot on

 

[btowngopher]

Everyone predicted we’d win a close game, everyone mad we won a close game.