Describe the Gophers Rate Bowl win in 1 sentence.

[flyingfish]

Absolutely terrible offense, even worse than normal.

I wish we lost so you could be even more miserable

 

[flyingfish]

Won without opening the playbook.

Yeah they didn't try anything I've never seen before today. The standard fake tush push direct snap we run every game

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

I'm sad the season is over but I'm ready for it too.

 

[Texan Gopher]

The season was full of ups and downs and today was a perfect microcosm of the season as we played 4 quarters of football filled with ups and downs.

 

[ergopher]

Smith & Smith won the day.

 

[Gophers4ever6842]

Exciting action packed and intense!!! Huge win against the big city team from New Mexico!!!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Drake has the clutch gene.

 

[StormWatch08]

The OLine, both on pass protection and run blocking, is scary bad.

 

[Panthadad2]

A tough slog of a game until it wasn’t.

 

[btowngopher]

“David put his hand into his bag and took out a stone and slung it, and it struck the Philistine on his forehead.”

 

[highwayman]

The bad game time weather fear-mongers had nothing to fear nor monger.

 

[Crosby]

This was a bowl game victory, followed up by a bunch of very predictable, whiny posts on Gopherhole.

 

[Gopherchase]

Defense.

 

[mngolf]

Drake has the clutch gene.

But every play before the last......ick

 

[Xerxes_]

The game was a microcosm of the season.

 

[Gophergrandpa]

Beat the spread.

 

[USAF]

Unsatisfying and uninspiring.

 

[proudgopher]

I wish we lost so you could be even more miserable

But for two brilliant pass plays, this column would read much differently.

 

[GopherPete]

All this program does is win bowl championships