Coyle cut a deal with Ben this off-season

[EasyThere Pilgrim]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

 

[DarthGopher]

Lead poisoning.

 

[CentralGopher]

Coyle said he expects to make the NCAA Tournament this year. No chance he cut a deal with Johnson.

 

[Strongazzoffer]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

This is about as retarded as John Wayne portraying Gangis Kahn.

 

[Rocksoldier]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

 

[tjgopher]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

So, for the record, you're suggesting that Mark Coyle wants the Gophers to be bad at basketball, so he told Ben to be bad on purpose so Ben could take a pay cut and move to cushy $400k job?

So, after the season, we should expect that Ben Johnson to get a $400k per year job lined up by Coyle through Coyle's vast contacts? That's what you are trying to tell us? You guaranteeing this?

And, they cut this deal in the off-season, did they?

Gimme a drag of whatever it is you're smoking.

 

[TNGophfan]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

You are cuckoo for coco puffs.

 

[Slim Tubby]

Coyle told Ben that all the valuable players he built up will be entering the transfer portal. And that he needs to pick free players up off of the scrap heap. And that all the blame will be placed on him.

Ben said no, you're not going to smear me and ruin my career...I'm going to sound off about this...and tell everyone that YOU WANT to have a terrible program.

Coyle then told Ben that he already has a job and career path lined up for him with his contacts. $400k per year for a relaxing low-pressure job. But Ben has to regurgitate nonsensical platitudes all year.

 

[Ewert86PC]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive!

 

[TwistingMyMelon]

This is about as retarded as John Wayne portraying Gangis Kahn.

Second place would be Eddie Izzard playing General Fellgiebel in Valkryie.

 

[Bad Gopher]

Soooo...OK...are you claiming you know this, that you have inside information? Or is this just fan fiction? Be honest.