Caption Contest - pic of Coach Kill whispering sweet nothings in ear of ref

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"Can't you guys get anything right around here? These kids are busting their balls, and you seem to think 51,000 fans came here to watch you?"
 


"What's the going rate for paying you guys off now days?"
 

"Great game. To bad you haven't seen it."
 



"You're an incompetent, know-nothing dullard with your head firmly planted inside your rear end...but I still like you better than Souhan."
 

It does not look like Kill was whispering at all...nor should he have been!
 

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like the ref who made that bad call right here. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on the Purdue sideline and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $hit he is! Hallelujah! Holy $hit! Where's the Tylenol?"
 



Hey Buddy, Go get get us some Jimmy Johns. If your flying I'm buying.
 

"I know Delaney ordered you guys to make sure we don't win the West, so next time you talk to him tell him to fuch off. We'll get this done with or without him. You and your staff are pathetic."
 


"Lord Palmerstone! "
 



Jimminy Christmas, you're going to get a Load of sh!t in your stocking.
 


If you had an eye, you'd be a cyclops.
 

"Does the 'R' on the back of your shirt stand for Replacement Ref?!?!"
 

"Just keep going this way down 4th and turn left on 15th. You guys can't miss it. Big sign that says Annie's Parlour."
 

"Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!"
 


"I asked Souhan to do one pushup, JUST ONE pushup, and he couldn't. Fit my a$$!"
 



"There's a great game going on here, too bad you aren't seeing it."
 


"Is that a flag in your pocket or are you always this excited?"
 


Hey ref you better check your answering machine because you just missed a call
 

What do you mean you didn't hear the announcer say, "ARE YOU READY"?
 

GophersInIowa said:
"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like the ref who made that bad call right here. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on the Purdue sideline and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey $hit he is! Hallelujah! Holy $hit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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Christmas Vacation?
 

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