You are rambling, goldy. Three offensive possessions negated by good plays. Yet, you cannot figure out why our stats are under inflated?
You can't just say "well we lost 3 offensive possessions, so throw everything else out the window, they were great!"
Here's a more realistic interpretation:
Minnesota's drives:
1st half
1. 4 plays, 11 yards
2. 9 plays, 32 yards (FG)
3. 2 plays, 69 yards (TD)
4. 8 plays, 31 yards
5. 3 plays, 7 yards
6. 10 plays, 39 yards (TD; TD should have been negated by false start)
2nd half
a. KO return (TD)
1. 3 plays, -4 yards
b. Blocked FG (TD)
2. 10 plays, 22 yards
c. INT return (TD)
3. 8 plays, 37 yards (TD)
4. 6 plays, 86 yards (TD; began at 4:12 on the game clock)
Now, if you want to play the game that they missed out on some possessions due to returns, that's a legitimate argument, so let's play that out. If they had had other possessions in between, then time would have run out on the last (garbage time) drive of the game, which constituted 86 yards. So, the other 9 possessions accounted for a total of (320-86) = 234 yards, or 26 yards per possession.
Let's further say that UNLV doesn't have time for their last possession (1 drive, -1 yard), and we'll give the Gophers not only 1, but generously 2 more offensive possessions.
Extrapolating that data, the Gophers would have gained approximately (234 + 2x26) = 286 offensive yards. UNLV would have gained (193 + 226 -(-1)) = 420 yards. Under your scenario, we'd have been outgained
approximately 286 to 420 yards for the game.
Well, you say, what if they had gotten the ball at the 1 yard line and scored for a 99 yard drive?!! (yeah right) OK, well then they don't have time enough for the second 26-yard possession, and they gain another 73 yards, leaving the total deficiency
approximately 360 to 420 yards; which is still not even breaking even against an atrocious UNLV team.
Well, you say, what if time ran out and UNLV didn't get their garbage-time score? OK, let's subtract 75 yards from UNLV, leaving the total deficiency
approximately 286 to 345 yards; which is still getting your ass kicked on the offensive and defensive sides of the ball against an atrocious UNLV team.
Tell me why, again, I should be excited about what I saw on the O and D sides of the ball?!