Holy Reusse is right. Is there anything Brewster can't do? Chuck Norris better watch out!
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tim Brewster.
# Tim Brewster doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Tim Brewster has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Tim Brewster.
# Tim Brewster does not sleep. He waits.
# Tim Brewster is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Tim Brewster is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Tim Brewster counted to infinity - twice.
# When Tim Brewster does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Tim Brewster is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Tim Brewsters hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Tim Brewster can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Tim Brewster doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Tim Brewster can slam a revolving door.
# Tim Brewster does not get frostbite. Tim Brewster bites frost