2 Cited For Bathroom Sex At Metrodome

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hahaha, I always loved that one!

Best thread ever on GH.
 


I was right all along

The people from Iowa are white trash indeed. The people to the south are giving the people to the east a run for their money.


Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 



maroonfive said:
The people from Iowa are white trash indeed. The people to the south are giving the people to the east a run for their money.


Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i was going to say arkansas and kentucky
 

Too bad I missed the show, at least I could have saw some action at the dome on Saturday!
 

If he was a former Hawk WR I'd think he would have been the one running from the cops :)

Props to Matt for chasing this guy down.
 

Any word whether or not they recovered the board that was strapped to his backside?
 



"According to police, the woman may also be charged with providing a false name to police after attempting to give a fake middle name to the officer on scene (though she identified herself with the correct first and last names"

Only an Iowegian would think that giving a fake middle name would work. Course maybe with Iowa cops...
 

Dude should work in porn.....seriously, how do you uh, ummm, "perform" in that environment?
 


Quote from the article, "The Iowa native and former high school wide receiver passed the officers in pursuit, and a block later, caught up to Sinclair." (Bold and italics added by me.)

That's the part I like. Nice job, citizen.
 



PP Headline-- Couple had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gophers game

http://www.twincities.com/ci_11073203?source=most_viewed

So, to recap the article. A couple of Iowa fans went hoggin' in a bathroom at the dome during the game. She was at the game with her husband and he was at the game with his girlfriend. :D

I have so many questions, i dont know where to begin...:confused:

You stay classy Iowa!
 

Although the Gophs got absolutely tossed, the Hawks fans sure made it easier to handle by:

A. Fornicating in the Dome bathroom (disgusting btw)

and

B. Taking the law into their own hands, props Matt.

In all, good stuff Hawks - Hopefully we can give you a better game next time. Thanks again.
 

this is the second most viewed thread on the new GH board behind "iowa fans", in order that that thread does not go down as the leader in views in this boards short history, lets try to keep this thread alive!

post any double entendre relating to this story so this thread doesn't die!
 

"An officer arrived and separated the two."

That must really suck.

Crowbar? Fire hose? WD-40?

What does the manual call for?
 

Being iowa fans, I'm not going to be shocked when we find out that these two are closely related.
 


i think iowa fans having sex with something other than livestock shows major improvement.
 


Floyd of Rosedale wasn't the only prize hog on display Saturday night.
 



I guess he poked holes in her defense.

But did he go deep?
 

Now the mother of three says her life is over

Well lady you are exhibit A concerning the fans from Iowa that I witnessed at the game. Further proof that most of you are white trash. You now say your life is over and you were fired from your job at an assisted living home. A noble job but that degree from Iowa is not going very far. Oh thats right, most of your fans did not go to Iowa or any college for that matter.
Iowa is catching up to Wisconsin in a big way. No one should feel sorry for you. There would be great irony if you got pregnant as I am sure safe sex was not an option in the heat of the moment.
I hope this thread keeps going and going as you are a fine representation of your state.

Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 




Border fence

Here in AZ we're building a border fence with Mexico. Perhaps MN should do the same on their southern border.
 

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