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    Post Game Thread: Gophers Lose Floyd After Embarrassing 2nd Half

    You can't win the pig if you recuit a Hampshire Hog as your QB.
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    Andy Katz names Garcia 4th best wing in the country

    If he played wing, he would be ranked 4th in the country. As a big, he is not ranked that high.
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    ESPN senior NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski has agreed to become the general manager of the men’s basketball program at St. Bonaventure

    His new job insures him post-mortem heavenly residence.
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    Uniforms for Iowa

    And educate the Iowa fans on the correct fair-CROTCH signal.
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    Say something nice about Iowa this week.

    And Willie Wonka is the Hawkeye Head Coach.
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    Say something nice about Iowa this week.

    If brains were shit, Iowa would smell like a rose....
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    Uniforms for Iowa

    With all the Iowa fans in the stands, Gopher fans should all wear protective cups.
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    All Things Ben Johnson Tweets

    We should start a thread to pick his WORST post ever...
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    Breaking: Iowa Favored by 2.5 Points Over Gophers at Minnesota ** UPDATE ** Iowa By 3 Now **

    We are perfecting our fake-fair-catch play for the Iowa game.
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    WHO HATES IOWA?

    Don't forget to practice the FAKE FAIR CATCH! Only Iowa is stupid enough to repeat the same mistake every year!
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    All Things Gophers 2024-25 Schedule Updates

    PJ timid?
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    Explain the Gophers loss to UNC in 1 sentence

    Fleck Peed in his J's.
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    What grade would you give Max Brosmer in his first game with the Gophers?

    Somebody Peed in their J's.
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    Shooter: A little birdie says junior Pharrell Payne gets a check for $10,000 every Friday; Hawkins getting $400K

    In your case, they are correct....
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    18 Teams in the BIG TEN - Only one lost - Can you name them?

    Later, when they play each other, nine teams will lose every weekend.
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    Any word on delaying kickoff due to weather?

    Yeah, but there are no oars on a submarine....are there?
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    Any word on delaying kickoff due to weather?

    How do you row a submarine?
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    All Things Gophers 2024-25 Schedule Updates

    There are too many variables, some of which are unmeasurable, to determine the effect of each one on winning or losing.
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    Ben Johnson on Gophers at State Fair: 'I want our guys to view themselves as winners' (Video)

    That is why more wins due to a weak non-conference schedule has advantages.
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    The headline in the Friday newspaper will be?…

    Terrapins are Maryland! Minnesotan flunks Geography!



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