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    Texas OL Nelson McGuire commits to the Gophers (UPDATE: Nelson de-commits 2 weeks later)

    I think that committing “1000%”, while still taking other visits, and then de-committing, can now be officially termed: “a half-Nelson”. And yes, I was wrestling with what to call it.
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    8 seasons in under Fleck, how do we feel about our strength & conditioning program?

    I just wish our RBs were in good enough shape to handle more than 15 attempts/game. :ROFLMAO:
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    Official 2025 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Wonder if anyone has ever gone crazy man John McEnroe on him: “You can not be serious!!!” Or, if he’s ever replied to “that” question, with: “I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley!”
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    Minnesota will host Lindenwood in 2027

    Should’ve scheduled Incarnate Word to entice an ESPN GameDay appearance.
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    invalid fair catch signal

    How about playing The Eagles’ “Get Over It” about, oh . . . every 10 minutes, accompanying “that” highlight?
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    Portal Alert: Oklahoma quarterback GENERAL BOOTY

    I presume whenever he audibles, it’s a booty call.
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    JAXON HOWARD A GOPHER!!!

    Great news on this Friday morning! Coach D !!
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    Official 2025 Gophers Football Recruiting Thread: Links, Tweets, Videos, Rumors

    Coming to the Big Screen in 2025 . . . . Drake Lindsey and Jackson Kollock in “Finding Nimmo”! :cool:
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    OJ Simpson

    I still don’t agree, but I will stipulate that O.J. was definitely more of a slasher than the other two.
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    OJ Simpson

    Jim Brown and Barry Sanders both have their hands raised, and would like to ask a question.
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    2024 Gold Out / Maroon Out / and Stripe The Bank Games Announced!

    Will all that maroon on 9/21 impede officials’ ability to view, and correctly call, invalid fair catch signals again? :ROFLMAO: :cool:
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    Gophers Pro Day

    What did he hit on the gun on the 3-yd TE curl route?!? Too soon . . . ?!?
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    CFP will put the 4 highest ranked conference champions as seeds 1 through 4. Best Notre Dame can do is 5 seed, must win 4 straight games.

    But they (ND) don’t have to play a conference championship game? Will any P4 have one? Seeing conflicting info..
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    What do you miss most about Gopher games at the Metrodome?

    Let me quote 70’s one-hit wonder Edwin Starr: “Absolutely nothing”!
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    Chip Kelly Leaving UCLA

    https://www.si.com/college/ucla/football/ucla-football-in-stunning-twist-hc-chip-kelly-abandons-bruins-for-ohio-state-oc-position-ak1987
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    Chip Kelly Leaving UCLA

    To tOSU as OC. Per The Athletic.



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