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    VA Tech QB Dylan Wittke Commits

    You could just admit you're too thick to get the obvious joke, but no. Double down on the junior high retort. Yup.
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    Georgia WR Tyler Williams has committed to MN

    Uh. He's from Florida...via Georgia.
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    Gopher Potential Portal Pursuits

    You meant he's from Cali. Which he isnt.
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    Payne in portal (UPDATED: Payne commits to Texas A&M)

    Heh. Math has always been a mystery to you, hasn't it?
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    Gophers have ELEVEN 4-star players!

    Shouldn't the players listed as "on the roster" actually BE on the roster?
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    Payne in portal (UPDATED: Payne commits to Texas A&M)

    Math has always been a mystery to you, hasn't it?
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    Oregon transfer Brennan Rigsby commits to MN

    I looked this guy up in my thesaurus: "Underwhelming" "marginal" and "depth piece at best" were the first three synonyms.
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    VA Tech QB Dylan Wittke Commits

    Quick, look up. See that? That's the joke, going over your head.
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    Georgia WR Tyler Williams has committed to MN

    They skipped right to Randy Moss.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    This is so incredibly wrong as to defy belief. Holy fuck nobody can possibly be this stupid. Which means you don't actually believe this.
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    Who bought the Hawk?

    Ell Oh Effing Ell. He's not going to Duke or UNC, moron.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    Hawkins is getting $1B. My invented number pulled from thin air is as valid as yours.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    LOL. Yesterday: "You can't fire Johnson. We have to keep the players." Players leave. Today: "You can't fire Johnson. All the players will leave."
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    Gophers vs. Tommies

    Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
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    Gopher Potential Portal Pursuits

    Do you know how to spell Canada? ... "C" eh? "N" eh? "D" eh?
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    Make Gopher Football Great Again

    Gopher Football: Finish The Job!
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    JAXON HOWARD A GOPHER!!!

    Great news!
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    Pharrel Payne visiting Indiana this week.

    So...your theory is they DON'T want to??



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