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    Payne in portal (UPDATED: Payne commits to Texas A&M)

    Math has always been a mystery to you, hasn't it?
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    Oregon transfer Brennan Rigsby commits to MN

    I looked this guy up in my thesaurus: "Underwhelming" "marginal" and "depth piece at best" were the first three synonyms.
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    VA Tech QB Dylan Wittke Commits

    Quick, look up. See that? That's the joke, going over your head.
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    Georgia WR Tyler Williams has committed to MN

    They skipped right to Randy Moss.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    This is so incredibly wrong as to defy belief. Holy fuck nobody can possibly be this stupid. Which means you don't actually believe this.
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    Who bought the Hawk?

    Ell Oh Effing Ell. He's not going to Duke or UNC, moron.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    Hawkins is getting $1B. My invented number pulled from thin air is as valid as yours.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    LOL. Yesterday: "You can't fire Johnson. We have to keep the players." Players leave. Today: "You can't fire Johnson. All the players will leave."
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    Gophers vs. Tommies

    Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
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    Gopher Potential Portal Pursuits

    Do you know how to spell Canada? ... "C" eh? "N" eh? "D" eh?
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    Make Gopher Football Great Again

    Gopher Football: Finish The Job!
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    JAXON HOWARD A GOPHER!!!

    Great news!
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    Pharrel Payne visiting Indiana this week.

    So...your theory is they DON'T want to??
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    Matt Birk: If college athletes enter the transfer portal they shouldn't be eligible for NIL money.

    Typical "conservative." Venal hypocrit. Against "government spending" from the chin to the nose, but both hands wide open.
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    Gopher Potential Portal Pursuits

    What?? Head due west from Berkely and bingo! There you are on the Atlantic Coast.
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    Spring Practice Observations

    Who are "they?"



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