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    Tim Brewster has accepted a job as the tight ends coach and associate head coach at Charlotte

    “If you’re goin’ bear hunting, you better be prepared to go get the bear to “Char”.”
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    BB says the thrill is gone PJ

    Probably more so . . .
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    Drew Viotto enters transfer portal.

    Colonel Flagg: “Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.”
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    Chiefs giving off serious Iowa Vibes after last night

    Should maybe check for bamboo fibers in the referee’s flag? Maybe that official was really paid by the Chiefs - an actual, dare I say, false-flag incident. I reviewed the film - there is definitely a second flagger on the grassy knoll on the opposite/Bills’ sideline.
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    FCS Playoffs

    Why is the Paladins’ school mentioned in our fight song?!? “Furman strong, united are we!” ? 😉
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    Gophers offer Wake Forest transfer RB Justice Ellison

    Must be sure of his ability to secure the football. If so, I for one will enjoy not stressing when the ball is handed off - especially on opening/early possessions.
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    College Football is Dead

    This. Well it is a fact, an apparent, that you can’t spell the Selection descriptor ahead of Committee without S-E-C.
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    Gophers Football needs major help

    Not sure on numbers but, this board isn’t happy unless it is miserable. My quote in Bleed’s “The Headline Will Read . . . “ post b/4 the last game: “Gopher Holers, TC Press, Rejoice In Goldy’s 20-16 L To Bucky”
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    There are 6 teams better than .500 in Big Ten Conference Play over the last 5 years. (OSU, MI, IA, PSU, wi, MN)

    Stop with the facts! This board is on a great run of program self-flagellation and self-loathing. Quit killing our funk!
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    BREAKING: ATHAN IN THE PORTAL

    To quote Walter Sobchak, “Donny (Athan), you’re out of your element.”
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    Week 13 Rivalry Week Other Games Thread

    You heard/saw it correctly.
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?…

    Gopher Holers, TC Press, Rejoice In Goldy’s 20-16 L To Bucky (Below the fold) . . . Posters Revel In Chance To Fill Empty Winters With “Fire ‘X’” Missives Scribes Gifted “Kill Deification” Column Fodder Flecksters Huddle For Winter Of Discontent
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    Gophers via Lens of Oregon vs USC, Bucky

    Oregon WR Troy Franklin had the fastest top-out speed of the week at 22.3 MPH 🏎️ Via @RAanalytics
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

    “Beli”-Fleck: “We’re On To Wisconsin”
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    Jimbo Fisher's firing shows how low the bar is for PJ Fleck at Minnesota

    Maybe paying a Jimbo Fisher ~$100 mln - with a ridiculous buyout - is a bigger problem?!?!
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    Gophers via Lens of Oregon vs USC, Bucky

    Was spared watching our Gophers Saturday, as I was only following the game on my phone, while driving with 5 other friends in Oregon en route to an early tailgate at Autzen Stadium for the Ducks/Trojans game. It was bittersweet watching Bucky Irving play, and seeing and being reminded of how...
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    The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?!…

    “Fleck Checks Next “Never” Box: Gophers Beat Illini, Bielema, 22-17” Below the fold headlines: “Kesich Gets His Kicks - Hammers 5 FGs” “Gopher Fan Base Segment Irate With 3rd Straight, Spread-Covering Win: ‘Not Stylish Enough’ “



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