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    Max Brosmer trying to become first Gophers quarterback drafted since 1972

    Stop injecting facts into someone’s hyperbolic narrative!
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    COYLE FIRES BEN JOHNSON!!!!!!

    I have signed basketballs from both Pitino and Ben. Yesterday over lunch, and prior to our game, I bought a new basketball - to be signed by our next coach. 100% true story. Had a strong feeling.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT RUTGERS IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Weird. Putting the ball in the basket is how the game got its name. Perhaps we should recruit, emphasize, practice, and execute over and over making effin’ baskets. In the name of everything sacred, it is painful watching our boys absolutely labor in this regard - especially at the charity...
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    Johnson: We tried everything...We set up the locker room like it was a visiting locker room at UCLA just to mentally take them to a different place.

    I’ve never thought this term could ever be used in reference to Gopher Basketball, but sadly it does, and it is evident we’ve officially “jumped the shark”. ☹️🤷‍♂️
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    Which of these looks from Minnesota last season was your favorite?

    WWW. That combo . . . at night . . . at the Rose Bowl . . . an elegant “after five” bit of football formal wear.
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    Who do you want to win the Super Bowl ?

    Pretty spot on analogy.
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    All Things 2024-25 College Basketball Other Games Thread

    Completely coincidental - I actually attended the Utah State @ UNLV game last night. Under the banners (1990 Natty), and in the aura of Tark. Utah State was ranked 22. Calhoun looks like a good coach, in control. Felt like the Aggies were the better team - but 5 things: 1. Rebs...
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    Buffs - Coach Prime

    :ROFLMAO:
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    Charlotte's Mayo bowl game suffered the smallest turnout in its 23-year history on Jan. 3.

    Never a bad thing to look to “The Bard” for literary answers/musings on vexing and weighty matters such as this:
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    The headline Saturday will read?...

    Hold The Mayo: Gophers’ “Subs” Top Hokies’ As ‘U’ Devours Va Tech In Tasty Bowl Win
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    Logan Loya commits

    For getting more experienced depth at a position of need, and with apologies to Ray Davies: “We met him in a club called the ol’ Portal Where you find new ‘cruits to meet and then get to know-ya. L-o-y-a, Loya La-la-la-la Loya!”
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    This plane is Elite!

    “Sky”-U-Mah!!!!
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    2025 LS Jake Lutz Commits

    He’s no Rackley.
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    Ivy League will Join Post Season (FCS)

    Won’t fundamentally change the insular Yahtzee cup of 6 Montana and Dakota schools vying in that increasingly diluted division. However, average GPAs will soar.
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    All Things 2024-25 College Football Coach Fired/Hired/Retired Thread

    Is it safe to say that, especially at this time of year, he was green with envy for the position?!?
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    Cole Cabana Commit to Minnesota

    I see continued pass receptions for the RBs again in 2025. And I’m here for it!!
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    Cole Cabana Commit to Minnesota

    Running back . . . depth . . . has been addressed today.



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