I did!
no one found this funny???
No one jokes about your small pecker.
no one found this funny???
No clothes.
Hey there, Klondike. You get me all riled up to begin with. Don't start talking about "no clothes": I'll lose my mind!
As long as you still have one hand with a firm grip I am sure you will 'manage.'
BTW, I do agree that he has the essential rodent features: the teeth, the cheeks. We need to get a side by side of him and a mustachioed 13linedgroundsquirrell. That, in the end, will be more appropriate. The OP did make me laugh though.
You stole my thunder, but I'd also include Clem on that list and the all-time winner in my book: Gene Keady and Purdue Pete.Kill's hire should bode well for Gopher football. There's a proven tradition of successful head coaches at schools where they resemble their mascot. See Ryan, Bo (Wisconsin "Badger" basketball) or Chaney, John (Temple "Owl" basketball).