Beavcoon and Fellow Critters About to Go BOOM!!!

[Beavcoon1]

Deep within the woods,
Eighteen critters with the ‘Coon are understood.
Finding their way down to Iowa City,
Enraged and incensed, there will be no pity.
No Hawk will be spared to this oncoming rage.
Dour rodents will turn the page.

The championship sun sets.
Harvests can’t beget.
Ending harmony and joy,

Peel back the fields of the soy,
Is the ‘Coon and friends.
Guarding the only pig’s pen.


Beavcoon in the room with his gang of critters and Spoofin'.

 

[GopherLady]

Deep within the woods,
Eighteen critters with the ‘Coon are understood.
Finding their way down to Iowa City,
Enraged and incensed, there will be no pity.
No Hawk will be spared to this oncoming rage.
Dour rodents will turn the page.

The championship sun sets.
Harvests can’t beget.
Ending harmony and joy,

Peel back the fields of the soy,
Is the ‘Coon and friends.
Guarding the only pig’s pen.


Beavcoon in the room with his gang of critters and Spoofin'.

This is horrible. Beavcoon1 is clearly a poor man's Beavcoon. Impostor .

 

[Word]

This is horrible. Beavcoon1 is clearly a poor man's Beavcoon. Impostor .

Or he forgot his password and decided to make a new account.

 

[Rescooter]

This is horrible. Beavcoon1 is clearly a poor man's Beavcoon. Impostor .

I like the conspiracy theory of an impostor. Beavcoon1 better up his game this week or he'll get called out by one of my Haikus.

 

[stocker08]

I laughed. You'll are just hating!

 

[GopherLady]

Or he forgot his password and decided to make a new account.

I actually had the pleasure of meeting Beavcoon this weekend (and his super fun crew - they tailgated next to us, they were all awesome!) so was just giving him a hard time. He did forget his PW...but think it's hilarious that people do think he's an impostor!