Who would win a 40 yard dash sprint?

El Amin Fan · Apr 11, 2023

matt · Apr 11, 2023

You forgot to add Tanner Morgan’s duck.

gopherdudepart2 · Apr 11, 2023

You should have added Uncle Rico as a third option for S&G to the poll.

Lincoln gopher · Apr 11, 2023

Thanks, this did make me laugh.

BTChamp · Apr 11, 2023

Depends if PJ's foot is up Uncle Eddie's ass. Hard to run like that. At least it was when I was younger and in trouble.....

SixBySix · Apr 11, 2023

Can't believe Kristoff Kowalkowski's high school friend/dad didn't make the cut.

mngolf · Apr 12, 2023

SixBySix said:
Can't believe Kristoff Kowalkowski's high school friend/dad didn't make the cut.

Or Slab. Oh wait that was 40 ounces.

Plato · Apr 12, 2023

PJ, when the quarter ends and the stadium is full to watch him.