Today's pi$$ing contest features BrokerGopher versus Rick Mons.
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Dagnabbit, you youngsters think you have all the answers and you drive too fast and drink too much and ... I just forgot what else it is but it's wrong, consarnit, just wrong.There are a couple of old farts on the board, Rick Mons, Dr. Don, et al., who generally think they are smarter than everyone else because the years have somehow wizened them. Scrutiny usually indicates they are as dumb as everyone else and three times as pompous.
Dagnabbit, you youngsters think you have all the answers and you drive too fast and drink too much and ... I just forgot what else it is but it's wrong, consarnit, just wrong.
Hey, Don, Handsome-as-all-get-out Pete says we're wrinkled and shriveled. I'm crushed -- how about you?
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Handsome-as-all-get-out Pete ... practicing ageism on a screen near you! But crudely so we not think him, uh, pompous.
I'll bet they would both be happier if they hung out in the Walmart parking lot.
Where do you get those wallets?
If I've got to choose between snowmans integrity and broken gopher, I'm going with snowman every time.