Which of these movie quotes sums up Gopher Football over the last 40 years?

[Doc Gopher]

Carl Spackler: Hey Llama how about a little something for the effort
Dali Llama: Gunga Galunga-when you die you will have total conciousness
Carl: So I've got that going for me, that's not too bad

 

[maroonfive]

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night"


Bette Davis as Margo Channing in "All About Eve" (1950)


Go Gophers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zales04]

"Well, that's just, like, your opinion man." -The Dude, "The Big Lebowski"

The more I think about it, the more similarities I see between the U of MN football program and The Dude, actually.

"F@ck it dude, let's go bowling."

or

"Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom. "

The Big Ten has peed all over our rug these last 40 years.

 

[Ewert86PC]

"It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared."

"The horror . . . the horror . . . "

Marlon Brando, as Colonel Kurtz, in "Apocalypse Now", c. 1979

+100

 

[Mick Turition]

Sean Connery's deadpan reply to Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones III) after shooting off the tail of their own biplane:
Ford shouting back from cockpit: "What happened?"
Connery: "They got us."

 

[Mick Turition]

For the Gophers Defense: Luke Skywalker's (Star Wars) exasperated cry after vainly trying to shoot down Tie Fighters for the first time: "They're coming in too fast!"

 

[Triple D]

Wicked Witch - Wizard of Oz

Bring back my Little Brown Jug...(cackling) aaaaahhhhaaaahaaahaa

 

[Unregistered User]

Dink, say goodbye

James Bond - Goldfinger

 

[Unregistered User]

No, Mr. Brewster, I expect you to die.

Auric Goldfinger go James Bond - Goldfinger.

Oohhh...it's on now.

 

[Formo]

We got no food, no jobs, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

QFTFT!!!!!! (quoted for the effin' truth)

 

[Unregistered User]

Move in commando technique

Uncredited - Goldfinger

I might just re-watch this movie tonight.

 

[atsgopher]

"It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared."

"The horror . . . the horror . . . "

Marlon Brando, as Colonel Kurtz, in "Apocalypse Now", c. 1979

This one definitely beats all. I got a chuckle out of the rest. I laughed like a mad man at this one, a feeling that is all to necessary for a Gopher fan who wishes to maintain touch with reality.

 

[johnnybb]

This one definitely beats all. I got a chuckle out of the rest. I laughed like a mad man at this one, a feeling that is all to necessary for a Gopher fan who wishes to maintain touch with reality.

Yeah, definite lol on that one. I think maybe there should be a weekly "Colonel Kurtz as a Gopher Fan" thread.

I saw... Duane Bennett... running into a wall of defenders... That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Just running, into a wall of defenders... and surviving.

 

[raindog]

From Blazing Saddles

Reverend Johnson: “Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

 

[GopherDog]

Assorted Quotes from Kingpin

Roy: The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.

Ishmael: Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#-cloud coming.

Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them

ESPN Announcer: So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?
Roy: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
ESPN Announcer: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Roy: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

Last saturday I felt like Chris Farley on Wayne's World 2:

Milton: I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great! You guys are great. I'm gonna go pick a fight. (me)
Wayne: He's gotten a lot better (my buddy sitting next to me)

 

[Replacement Gopher]

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

 

[Kuato Lives!]

"Welcome to the revolution!"

William Strannix from Under Seige.

 

[gopherweirdo]

how bout this qoute from "Sideways"

This sums up being a gopher die hard right now!!!

"I'm a thumbprint on the window of a
skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement
on a tissue surging out to sea with
a million tons of raw sewage."

 

[BigBird1030]

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and F*&% the prom queen." -John Mason, The Rock

Minnesota: Helping the other team get the girl since 1851.

 

[Kyle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4jGSvxCRp4

 

[Golden Shower]

3 worthy nominees, all from Animal House:

Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#ed up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it!


Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.


Chip: [being spanked as part of Omega's initiation] Thank you, sir! May I have another?

+2 I can picture Brew as Otter right now..

Great selections!

 

[GopherinFlorida]

 

[GopherinFlorida]

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

Not a movie but most of these quotes seem to sum things up nicely:

 

[Mvgopher]

Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh*+, man.

 

[HoustonTXGopher]

Uncle Rico – Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip – Are you serious?
Uncle Rico – I’m dead serious.

Uncle Rico – How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Well, if coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. You better believe things had been different. I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.

 

[stocker08]

I'm not sure.....but "strange things are afoot at the circle K" is one of favourite quotes ever. I cannot believe that a new Bill and Ted movie is in the works.

 

[stocker08]

Keanu Reeves made some horse**** movies during the late 90s/early 00's. BUT......I actually think that he's one of the better actors that are still working today. Check out "John Wick". Pretty good flick.

Oh....and as for the video. Needed to post our favourite quote. Also needed to give our love to the deceased George Carlin. An awesome comedian and actor.....and from all accounts.....a good dude. R.I.P. homie.

 

[RodentRampage]