I know what Tiger Woods would order...
Brad Childress would have already ordered the Tremendous 12.
But seriously, I think his first choice would be a Ham and Cheese Omelette (best thing on the menu aka 5*) only to have the server come back and tell him that all the ham and cheese had already been taken. He'd then continue to pick a couple other marquee items only to get the same response from the server. Finally, out of frustration, he would tell the server to to throw in whatever is left in the kitchen and bring it out. By the time he leaves, he'll have everyone in the restaurant completely convinced that it was the best meal ever.