Visiting This Weekend?

[mkAz]

Per Rivals, Alex Mayes, Chris Wipson and Chris Streveler are taking their official visits this weekend. Does anyone know if anybody else is in town this week?

 

[beavergopher]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

 

[mkAz]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

How many stars does she have?

 

[tikited]

How many stars does she have?

Does she have a Western Michigan offer?

 

[50PoundHead]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

Is her 40-time hand or electronically-timed?

 

[LBJ]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

Is she single?

 

[Stan]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

Pictures please.

 

[Killjoy]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

I have heard that her Mother's best friend says that she is the best player on the team!

 

[matt]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

Can she play linebacker?

 

[Coolew01]

How many stars does she have?

One brown star for sure

 

[beavergopher]

How many stars does she have?

Not sure, but she does have a pretty low pad level.

 

[Parski1]

My aunt Elsie is. Thanks for asking.

Isn't she one of Doc Don's Ex's?

 

[Dr.Don]

Isn't she one of Doc Don's Ex's?

Oh, you remember her? Cool. She will never forget you. She told me about you and the night you guys had together. She told me that you didn't even know the difference between her a$$ and a hole in the ground.

 

[exiledinduluth]

Probably an atheist

 

[Flatfoot]

What does her card say?

 

[Mvgopher]

Can we lift her redshirt?

 

[50PoundHead]

Can we lift her redshirt?

I think we can lift her shirt regardless of color. At least that's what I've heard.

 

[DarrenTheGreek]

She's only visiting here because her cousin Ethel in Madison cooled on her.

 

[GopherFanatic19]

Does she let the grass grow out or keep it neatly trimmed

 

[Gopher028]

I heard she has a 32" vertical, any chance she plays for Kill AND Tubby??

 

[zman]

I heard she has a 32" vertical, any chance she plays for Kill AND Tubby??

It's actually a 32" droop.

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

Is she packing heat?!?

 

[exiledinduluth]

Maybe she is a deep threat

 

[GopherFanatic19]

Rumor has it she plays very loose

 

[LloydChristmas]

Word is she played with a nasty tight end, so she had to play the slot more.

 

[gopher_alum_2005]

I bet she can stroke the post

 

[Parski1]

Oh, you remember her? Cool. She will never forget you. She told me about you and the night you guys had together. She told me You didn't even know the difference between her a$$ and a hole in the ground.

...ya old freak!

 

[STPGopher]

I have heard that her Mother's best friend says that she is the best player on the team!

IALTO!

 

[STPGopher]

What does her card say?

Fall Hazard?