Update on MSU - 9 players charged with assault

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but here i thought this kind of stuff ONLY happened at the U of M?! well, at least according to some on GH.

;)
 

This pretty much makes anything that happened here in the last couple of years look extremely tame.
 

Bronko Nagurski Gopher said:
but here i thought this kind of stuff ONLY happened at the U of M?! well, at least according to some on GH.

;)
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No, I thought GHers only thought this stuff happened in Iowa and Wisconsin (until this past season, that is), haha!
 

The day he was released from jail?

A football player gets in a fight that leaves another student seriously injured, goes to jail, and is re-instated the day he gets out? Am I crazy, or is that odd?
 


could be worse we could be MSU lol I guess we shouldn't complain
 

Up here in Minnesota, I've gone to alot of "PotLucks" in our church basement and none of them ever turned out like that. Is that because we are just Minnesota Nice up Here?
 

forestlaker said:
Up here in Minnesota, I've gone to alot of "PotLucks" in our church basement and none of them ever turned out like that. Is that because we are just Minnesota Nice up Here?
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minnesota nice is a myth. it does not exist.

it is a myth that was created by passive-agressive scandinavian lutherans so that they could feel better about their cynical, pessimistic, backstabbing, pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways.

:)
 

Bronko Nagurski Gopher said:
minnesota nice is a myth. it does not exist.

it is a myth that was created by passive-agressive scandinavian lutherans so that they could feel better about their cynical, pessimistic, backstabbing, pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways.

:)
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I especially agree with the bolded part lol
 



When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
With Minnesotans you're never quite sure what one means...

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Even though the sound of it is quite a display!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound gay (not that there's anything wrong with that),

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Mary Poppins:
When Scandinavian men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.

Bert:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm sure German Lutherans would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single hymnal would bear this hieroglyph;

Oh!
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Say it and badgers would not seem so inane!

Mary Poppins:
Add some further flourishes, it's so go-go-gopherish!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Bert:
The Souix could have carved it on their mighty casinos!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm certain the french fur traders would have used it in their canoes!

Mary Poppins:
I'm sure the hawkeyes only entered the abyss,
Because those Pig Butt scholars never had a word like this!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

Mary Poppins:
If you say it softly the effect can be seen in Findlay!

Bert:
Check your breath before you speak, in case it's Cloquet!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Mary Poppins (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is syawkcabruoydnihebuoyetahdnatihsklattubecafruoyotuoyekilidneterp!

Michael (spoken):
She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!

Mary Poppins:
So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

Bert:
Pick out those thirty-eight consonants and twenty-six vowels today,
And put them in an order which is still very hard to say...

Mary Poppins:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Jane and Michael:
but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!


pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

Bert (spoken):
Here we go!

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Even though the sound of it is quite a display!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound gay (not that there's anything wrong with that),
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Jane and Michael:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways
 

Schnoodler said:
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
With Minnesotans you're never quite sure what one means...

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Even though the sound of it is quite a display!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound gay (not that there's anything wrong with that),

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Mary Poppins:
When Scandinavian men were chatting, merely grunting would suffice.

Bert:
Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm sure German Lutherans would have grasped it in a jiff,
Then every single hymnal would bear this hieroglyph;

Oh!
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Say it and badgers would not seem so inane!

Mary Poppins:
Add some further flourishes, it's so go-go-gopherish!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Bert:
The Souix could have carved it on their mighty casinos!

Mrs. Corry:
I'm certain the french fur traders would have used it in their canoes!

Mary Poppins:
I'm sure the hawkeyes only entered the abyss,
Because those Pig Butt scholars never had a word like this!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

Mary Poppins:
If you say it softly the effect can be seen in Findlay!

Bert:
Check your breath before you speak, in case it's Cloquet!

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Mary Poppins (spoken):
Of course you can say it backwards, which is syawkcabruoydnihebuoyetahdnatihslkattubecafruoyotuoyekilidneterp!

Michael (spoken):
She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!

Mary Poppins:
So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

Bert:
Pick out those thirty-eight consonants and twenty-six vowels today,
And put them in an order which is still very hard to say...

Mary Poppins:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Jane and Michael:
but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!


pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!

Bert (spoken):
Here we go!

pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways!
Even though the sound of it is quite a display!
If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound gay (not that there's anything wrong with that),
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Jane and Michael:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-

Ensemble:
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways
pretend-i-like-you-to-your-face-but-talk-sh!t-and-hate-you-behind-your-back ways
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:clap:

schnoodler, you are a gem. i just can't believe you actually took the time to type it out backwards!
 


It was an "oh crap" moment when I got to that part of the lyric.
 




Is there a way to contact the selection committee at the Alamo Bowl? I'd love to hear their explanation for choosing MSU over the Gophers.
 

I think it's pretty safe to say that Michigan State has had their fair share of problems recently. From the hockey incident with Michigan last year to the fights between the hockey and football teams to the armed robbery, public relations can't be very good in Spartan-land right now.
 

I'm pretty disappointed with the public urination charge...assault and battery is one thing...but geesh, have some common decency! :D
 

I've taken the liberty of contacting the President of the Alamo Bowl, Derrick Fox ([email protected]). I don't think he'll respond to the facts that I presented him with.
 

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