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Dear Jackass,
For this entire football season, I had to put up with you and your Iowa gear at all of our home games. (Why you wear all of your Iowa stuff to every Gopher home game is something I never figured out)
For seven Saturdays, I had to listen as you offered your thoughts on how bad the Gophers are and how wonderful your team is. It became very old during the USC game, when you were told by several to shut the hell up. However, this didn't serve as a deterrent, and you continued your obnoxious behavior throughout the fall.
Well my friend, today was payback time. You really didn't have much to say, and that ashen look on your face when we scored the go-ahead TD was matched only by that look of complete horror on the ensuing fumble.
That was me who approached you in the concourse when the game was over, telling you that this entire miserable season was all worth it just to see your sorry ass suffer like you never dreamed you would.
I know you read this message board because I've heard you talk about it on several occasions, and I have a feeling you post from time to time. I hope you enjoyed the game today as WE TOOK BACK THE PIG!
In closing: You should take a cue from your buddy, who seems like a very classy and upstanding guy and behaves like a true football fan.
Thanks for the fun afternoon!



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Can't be much worse then the Iowa fan in the front row of 246 who was barking like a dog at every Gopher offensive snap......
 

gopherguy05 said:
Can't be much worse then the Iowa fan in the front row of 246 who was barking like a dog at every Gopher offensive snap......
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An Iowa fan barking like a dog at a Gopher game? Did Lois Feldman attend this year's game, too?

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I bet the staff at the Ponderosas, Pizza Ranches, Old Country Buffets, and China Buffets in the metro and along the 35W South route have some stories to tell after tonight.
 

This guy was the ultimate tool. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why he goes to all the Gopher games.
 


CP Gopher said:
This guy was the ultimate tool. For the life of me I couldn't figure out why he goes to all the Gopher games.
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Did you notice a light saber on his belt? If yes then that might be a clue to his identity.
 


koppco1 said:
Did you notice a light saber on his belt? If yes then that might be a clue to his identity.
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LMFAO, for real. I know someone had to spot Panthertwat there, Id pay to see his reaction also.
 

CP Gopher said:
Dear Jackass,
For this entire football season, I had to put up with you and your Iowa gear at all of our home games. (Why you wear all of your Iowa stuff to every Gopher home game is something I never figured out)

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I saw this pig fuc&er around this year and thought the same thing. D bag
 



The Iowa fans in our section were pretty quiet for most of the game. When they got lead, then they started getting cocky. When McKnight caught the big pass they shut the f up. Some even started leaving. Ha.
 

sonnygarcia said:
I saw this pig fuc&er around this year and thought the same thing. D bag
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Why he felt compelled to run down our team at every home game is beyond me. I guess it's his only avenue out of complete insecurity.
It was also weird that he talked about GopherHole so much. For an opposing fan he knows an awful lot about what happens on here.
Since he's probably reading this, I hope he again gets my message that he needs to get a life.
 

CP Gopher said:
Why he felt compelled to run down our team at every home game is beyond me. I guess it's his only avenue out of complete insecurity.
It was also weird that he talked about GopherHole so much. For an opposing fan he knows an awful lot about what happens on here.
Since he's probably reading this, I hope he again gets my message that he needs to get a life.
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Did he talk about me:)
 

CP Gopher said:
Dear Jackass,
For this entire football season, I had to put up with you and your Iowa gear at all of our home games. (Why you wear all of your Iowa stuff to every Gopher home game is something I never figured out)
For seven Saturdays, I had to listen as you offered your thoughts on how bad the Gophers are and how wonderful your team is. It became very old during the USC game, when you were told by several to shut the hell up. However, this didn't serve as a deterrent, and you continued your obnoxious behavior throughout the fall.
Well my friend, today was payback time. You really didn't have much to say, and that ashen look on your face when we scored the go-ahead TD was matched only by that look of complete horror on the ensuing fumble.
That was me who approached you in the concourse when the game was over, telling you that this entire miserable season was all worth it just to see your sorry ass suffer like you never dreamed you would.
I know you read this message board because I've heard you talk about it on several occasions, and I have a feeling you post from time to time. I hope you enjoyed the game today as WE TOOK BACK THE PIG!
In closing: You should take a cue from your buddy, who seems like a very classy and upstanding guy and behaves like a true football fan.
Thanks for the fun afternoon!



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We had a few near us but did not cause a stir. I put up a hi five to several as they left early and apparently they could no longer raise there arm. They sure don't like the "who hates Iowa" thing.
 



Not exactly what people want to hear but we had a ton of Iowa fans sitting around us, and we had a great time. We talked smack back and forth the entire game, but it was understood on both sides that we were just having a good time. Probably the most fun I've ever had at a football game. There are good and bad fans everywhere...
 

The iowa fans that come up for the iowa game are usually welcome. It's the big 10 and rival games are a big part of that. The ass&#*@ ioweeeeeeee fans that go to other Gopher games with their pigeye logo all over and spew their pig crap, the ones that come on the Gopher board all year and spew their pig crap are the DB fans that I can't stand. I work with a iowa guy who is a great college football fan. We get on each other a little bit and it is great fun. It was a fun game yesterday, I am just glad they we came out on the winning side.
 

dlw4gophers said:
The iowa fans that come up for the iowa game are usually welcome. It's the big 10 and rival games are a big part of that. The ass&#*@ ioweeeeeeee fans that go to other Gopher games with their pigeye logo all over and spew their pig crap, the ones that come on the Gopher board all year and spew their pig crap are the DB fans that I can't stand. I work with a iowa guy who is a great college football fan. We get on each other a little bit and it is great fun. It was a fun game yesterday, I am just glad they we came out on the winning side.
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Tell us how you really feel, DW!

Seriously, most of the Hogeyes in our section were pretty quiet 75% of the game. The performance did the job quite well.

Next year, there won't be as many seats available.
 

Yeah, some Iowa fans have a downright strange obsession with the Gophers. It's strange. The internet version of the guy in your section goes by the screen name Hayden Fry Guy on the KFAN boards, and his epic meltdown yesterday was absolutely hilarity.

-After the Stoudermire/DJK holding call/missed personal foul on DJK, he went ballistic and started calling Stoudermire a punk. Talked about his future after football, all this reall odd stuff, and like bizarre sexual conotations. (When McNutt scored the go ahead, in caps he wrote "Take that THUGG!!!!!!! Bust a NUT all over your face"). There is a game thread over there, if you are bored I suggest reading it.
 

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