Geez, DP - with one breath you say you don't care about yards, and then you turn around and harp about how 450 yards in a game isn't impressive. If you don't care about yards, then what bleeping difference does it make if 450 yards in a game is impressive or not, or where it ranks in college football.
It sounds like you DO care about yards - otherwise you wouldn't keep stressing the point about "50th in the country."
I mean it when I say this: I don't give a bleeping bleep how many yards the Gophers gain if they win. I don't. You apparently do - or else you wouldn't be arguing about it.
And yes, I do watch other Football games besides the Gophers. I know there are teams that put up huge yardage totals. But - the difference is - I don't root for those teams. I don't care if those teams win or lose, or how many yards they gain, or whether their yardage totals are high enough to impress you.
I am sure that this post will not impress you, and you will come back with some scathing response to somehow prove you are right, because you must be right.