Geez, DP - with one breath you say you don't care about yards, and then you turn around and harp about how 450 yards in a game isn't impressive.  If you don't care about yards, then what bleeping difference does it make if 450 yards in a game is impressive or not, or where it ranks in college football.  
It sounds like you DO care about yards - otherwise you wouldn't keep stressing the point about "50th in the country."
I mean it when I say this:  I don't give a bleeping bleep how many yards the Gophers gain if they win.   I don't.  You apparently do - or else you wouldn't be arguing about it.   
And yes, I do watch other Football games besides the Gophers.   I know there are teams that put up huge yardage totals.  But - the difference is - I don't root for those teams. I don't care if those teams win or lose, or how many yards they gain, or whether their yardage totals are high enough to impress you.  
I am sure that this post will not impress you, and you will come back with some scathing response to somehow prove you are right, because you must be right.