The Solution

[KoolAid]

Find Troy Calhoun, give him all the money, hide your daughters.

 

[Formo]

Or forcefully kidnap Harbaugh from Stanford and have him coach his way to freedom. Rose Bowl, and he gets family visitation rights. Bring home the Crystal Football, and he can leave at will (or sign a huge contract with us).

 

[25mkg]

I'm going to start rooting for Wisconsin

Cause every team I root for ends up sucking.

 

[Triple D]

Cause every team I root for ends up sucking.

Please root for Pack too, I want at least one team with hope in the Vikes.

 

[Goldy247]

Find Troy Calhoun, give him all the money, hide your daughters.

Brewster beat Troy Calhoun. No thanks.

 

[Foxworth]

Don Treadwell

 

[KoolAid]

Brewster beat Troy Calhoun. No thanks.

The transitive property doesn't hold in College Football.

Either does the Law of Eric Decker, which should be outlawed from now on.

 

[Governor Sibley]

Does Harbaugh have a price? Somebody should find out, just in case we perform a coaching search some day.

 

[kellyleeks]

I would like to see Geddy, Neil and Alex run the team. Everything they touch turns to gold.