This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:
To the fans:
Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.
Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.
Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.
Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?
Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!
Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.
- The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
- The name of TCF Bank Stadium
- Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
- The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
- Uniform combinations
- The local media and how they are so unfair
This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:
To the fans:
Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.
Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.
Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.
Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?
Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!
Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.
- The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
- The name of TCF Bank Stadium
- Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
- The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
- Uniform combinations
- The local media and how they are so unfair
*Every poster over the age of 50 reporting you for offensive content*
YES!
I've been hoping they'd use the Goldy head on a helmet!
Not bad....Not bad...
I like that it is only on one side.... Tradition on the other.
For those non-Minnesotan GHers...
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Pretty good stuff ! I never realized...
For those non-Minnesotan GHers...
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The real reason Elite talk bugs so many people?
I'm not following...
Elite isn't negative enough for Minnesotans...
Full banana, that helmet. All the time.
Fred Cox invented the Nerf football. Respect.
This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:
To the fans:
Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.
Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.
Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.
Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?
Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!
Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.
- The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
- The name of TCF Bank Stadium
- Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
- The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
- Uniform combinations
- The local media and how they are so unfair
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Just caught someone on Sports Center saying this is the best college football helmet they've seen all season.