The headline Sunday will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers "On Side" of Winning, Upsets USC

Go Gophers!!

 

[restovich]

USC stifles overmatched Gophers

 

[50PoundHead]

Trojan Horses Outrun Gophers.

I really don't want it to be that way, but the play on words was too much to resist.

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS TO SPUR ON SUPER BOWL TRAIN IN LONDON!!!

64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW OF NFL LONDON GAMES!

 

[spermophilus]

Trojans Effective - Gophers Again Fail To Breakthrough - USC Wins 36-24

 

[BleedGopher]

Trojans Effective - Gophers Again Fail To Breakthrough - USC Wins 36-24

Perfectly said by "sperm"

Go Gophers!!

 

[gopherbadgerman]

Lynx look to even series
Vikings early kickoff coverage
Aaron Rodgers looks for revenge
Twins to cut payroll



“it’s on me”

 

[Spaulding!No!]

They are eating da dawgs.

 

[Vandy]

Without O. J. , Gophers finally top USC.

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Walz wins bet with Harris. Readies the mansion for box of oranges.

 

[Tech Machine]

Fleck says: This one’s on me.

 

[Slim Tubby]

 

[BTChamp]

Gophers push into the end zone. Fill Trojans with grief.

 

[Roland Brooks]

Traffic adjustments work Gophers coaches do not….

 

[JZABR]

VIKINGS TO SPUR ON SUPER BOWL TRAIN IN LONDON!!!

64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW OF NFL LONDON GAMES!

Are you sure you don't work for a newspaper