The headline in the Wednesday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Win 5th Bowl in a "Row"

Go Gophers!!

 

[spermophilus]

Goldy Takes Big Bite Out Of Toothless Mountaineers: Tanner, O’s Big Night, Make Phoenix “U”’s Own “Morgan-Town”

 

[MennoSota]

"Gophers Leading When We Went To Press."

 

[Word]

Zygi fires Zimmer and Spielman.

 

[USAF]

Zygi fires Zimmer and Spielman.

Zimmer and Spielman get contract extensions.

 

[Schnauzer]

"Gophers Leading When We Went To Press."

You beat me to it.

 

[#2Gopher]

Zimmer and Spielman get contract extensions.

No chance. Meanwhile, Gophers close out the year with a convincing win.

 

[BTChamp]

Some kardashian blah blah blah.

Oh yeah, a maroon team played someone else and won.

 

[Rescooter]

Senator Manchin votes no on Guaranteed Rate Bowl results as Gophers win big!

 

[Sparlimb]

Game Ended too late for final score. See afternoon paper.

 

[MGGopher]

Goldy Takes Big Bite Out Of Toothless Mountaineers: Tanner, O’s Big Night, Make Phoenix “U”’s Own “Morgan-Town”

Whoa, that Morgan-town line is gold.

 

[WAGopher]

The Gophers Wield the Bigger Axe, Chop the Mountaineers Down.

 

[Gopher 461]

Minnesota vs West Virginia, late

 

[fmlizard]

"Gophers Leading When We Went To Press."

It could just say “this is why you should just go to our website and stop getting fish wrap every morning”

StarTribune.com will have a fresh headline and recap 10 minutes after the game ends.

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Questions continue about Vikings' play-calling.

More T-Wolves end up on covid list.

Preparations continue for Winter Classic hockey game.

The Gophers' Bowl game was underway when this edition went to press.
(+ early Jim Souhan column - "Gophers' offense underwhelming on opening drive of game......"

 

[BBJones]

Sid Hartman blames refs for Gopher loss.

 

[BilldGopher]

Came across this at an Eers site...


So it would be fitting for the headline to read:

Gopher Wins Caddyshack Bowl in Phoenix...