The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Go for the "Jug"ular at Saturday Night "Masq"uerade Party

Go Gophers!!

 

[Doc1001]

You and your staff did well

 

[alaska]

"Covid is a Fake News, Just like Michigan!"


Its a joke...just go with it

 

[noamfromm]

Paper Wolverines Fold Like Origami, Gophers 52-10.

 

[Ogee Ogilthorpe]

Thousands of Sid's "Close Personal Friends" Turn Out For Memorial

 

[Grant]

Depleted Gophers Fight Hard but Come Up Short

 

[PoockItInfor6]

Gophers Get Statement Win, Little Brown Jug

 

[alaska]

Gophers get to kiss the Brown Jugs!

 

[Word]

Vikings fire Spielman and Zimmer.

 

[BBJones]

Sid writes tribute to the Gophers from the hereafter.

 

[Otis]

Vikings don't Play Today and Other Good News!

Gophers Drink Merrily From the JUG!!!!!!

Harbaugh loses JCP khaki contract - page 6

 

[nsmike]

Defensive Lapses in the Wolverine Secondary Give the Gophers a Surprisingly Easy Victory!

 

[IceBoxGopher]

Minnesota offense shine as Gophers take back Jug.

 

[GringaGopher]

The Gophers offensive juggernaut buries MI.!

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Jerry Kill feeling better than ever.

 

[PoockItInfor6]

Jerry Kill feeling better than ever.

You sadly may be right.

 

[matt]

Gophers Lock Up Wolverines Offense and Kidnap the Little Brown Jug

 

[restovich]

Gophers win; somewhere Sid is smiling

 

[Dano564]

Vikings working to turn things around with extra week off.

 

[WhoFellDownTheGopherHole?]

"Impressive Gophers football picks up where it left off - convincing win over Wolverines to open the season offers promise of hope in a very trying year 2020."

 

[Gopher315]

Gophers open season with a dominating victory over Michigan

 

[PMWinSTP]

One Down, Two To Go - Gophers may need larger trophy room

 

[#2Gopher]

Gophers extend their 2019 winning season into 2020.

 

[gophernut1]

STATEMENT GAME!!

This game was more than a football game for MN. It was a statement on MN Gopher culture. The combination of elite football and social responsibility was on display as the Gophers dominated in football, while pointing people to think about racial injustice. It was a national coming out party for what Gopher Football is meant to be.

 

[BTChamp]

Harbaugh fired after school worst loss 84-13.

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

TD PASS to WOLITARSKY CAPS 75 YARD JUG WINNING DRIVE!


oops wrong game.

 

[Spaulding!No!]

It would be nice to pay them back for the 0-53 they laid on the Jerry kill squad.

 

[highwayman]

STATEMENT GAME!!

This game was more than a football game for MN. It was a statement on MN Gopher culture. The combination of elite football and social responsibility was on display as the Gophers dominated in football, while pointing people to think about racial injustice. It was a national coming out party for what Gopher Football is meant to be.

Worst headline ever.