The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

GOPHERS AXE BADGERS
Minnesota advances to Big Ten Championship Game; College Football Playoff/Rose Bowl Both in Play

Go Gophers!!

 

[#2Gopher]

Sloppy weather is not an issue for the Gophers! Gophers wallop the Badgers!

 

[Smash em Gophs!]

Trump impeachment hearings, blah, blah, blah.

 

[Igor95]

How The West Was Won. Gophers Beat Badgers.

 

[cemba99]

Gophers Smelling Like A Rose!

 

[Otis]

Badger fan life flighted from Gopher game with hand stuck where?

 

[Jeshurun]

Badger fans heard grumbling “we’ll get them next year” as they leave the stadium

 

[Otis]

Badgers Steal Axe! Gophers have to start third traveling trophy after victory!

"Poor Sports towel for Crybabies" odds on favorite to replace Axe and Slab!

 

[BleedGopher]

How The West Was Won. Gophers Beat Badgers.

I like this one!

Go Gophers!!

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Gopher Hole regulars assault Lee Corso for putting on Badger head during Game Day.

 

[Sparlimb]

Gophers have fun day in the snow.

 

[Flash30]

The rodents from the East annihilated by the Rodents of the west.

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers!!!

 

[8151]

Wisconsin Plays BADgers Lose to Minnesota

 

[Buck(y) U]

BADGERS SINK BOAT - ROWdents DON"T FLOAT - AXE TO MADTOWN
Whisky 27 Sota 20

 

[DEGopher]

Gophers hand Badgers their worse loss of the season.

 

[BilldGopher]

Wild Wild West as Gophers Keep Axe!

 

[Halsey Hall]

Paul Chryst's riveting, highly emotional pre-game speech not enough, in fact Badgers fell asleep

 

[corcorangopher]

Wisconsin gives it away again and suffers another Foxconn sized embarrassment

 

[highwayman]

Gophers Crush Badgers 54-14
6 Wisconsin turnovers deliver Minnesota to matchup with OSU

 

[GopherBulldog]

There’s a new sheriff in town. And his name is... Goldy Gopher.

 

[Jeshurun]

Gophers hand Badgers their worse loss of the season.

Strib proofreaders are bad, but not that bad.

 

[Stan]

GOLDEN WIN

 

[Maverick]

Holy fucking shit they did it!!!!

 

[fmlizard]

Trump impeachment hearings, blah, blah, blah.

This was a good (and true!) joke back in the day but this is the biggest sporting event in Minnesota this year. Win or lose it’s a big deal.

 

[Pompous Elitist]

Smith, Johnson lead Gophers over Wisconsin

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Gophers dared to be legends and won!

Chopped skunks hopes of another West Division crown in the process