The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Rhoda on Fire, Johnson Burns OSU Secondary as Gophers Smoke Beavers 31-13

Go Gophers!!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Offense Fired Up for Beavers. Blaze to Victory.

 

[Ski U Mah 55]

Gophers and Beavers Take The Late Shift
Game Results Unavailable due to Multiple Overtime Periods

 

[Sparlimb]

Leave it Beaver, Gophers knocked out...

 

[LakerFan]

When the smoke cleared, Gophers emerged as victors!

 

[GopherHomer]

Gophers Stick To The Beavers (headline writer promptly fired)

 

[BilldGopher]

Gophers Gnaw Victory Over Beavers...or...Beavers Fall Into Gopherhole!

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Flecking Awesome!

 

[50PoundHead]

Beavers Dammed.

 

[Rescooter]

Gophers serve up Beaver on a Stick.

 

[gophernut79]

Gophers come back after RBs light a fire that couldn't be put out.

 

[GopherRock]

Irmageddon

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Berrios Throws Gem - No Hits KC

Rhoda-Croft Still in a Battle as Gophers Cruise

Keys Powers to Open Championship

 

[MennoSota]

Beaver house burned by Gopher running attack

 

[OddStack]

U Barely Beats Beavers in Bucktoothed Battle

 

[STPGopher]

Rhoda on Fire, Johnson Burns OSU Secondary as Gophers Smoke Beavers 31-13

Go Gophers!!

Beavers stuffed. Stout defense leads to Gopher victory.

 

[short ornery norwegian]

If the Gophers Win: QB situation still hazy as Gophers sneak by pesky Beavers

If the Gophers lose: Beavers gnaw on Gophers' oars in sloppy victory.

 

[ruppertflywheel]

"Saturday Night Is Rough On The Beavers"

 

[BadassMotherFlecker]

Gophers Ram the Beavers Hard On the Ground In Close Finish

 

[GopherinFlorida]

Hurricane Irma slams into Miami, major flooding and destruction.

 

[Ignatius L Hoops]

S'mores for Everyone! Gophers Fire Roast Beavers.