The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Haze Northwestern in Dominant Road Win

Go Gophers!!

 

[spermophilus]

Nightlife Gophers Back On Target In 3rd Evening “W”

 

[GopherRock]

128 PAGE SPECIAL VIKINGS PREVIEW!!!

VIKINGS TAKE ON CHARGERS IN MUST WIN GAME FOR BOTH TEAMS!!!

RUMORS SUGGEST KIRK COUSINS TRADE VALUE IS TWO PRACTICE FOOTBALLS, NFC TEAMS PUBLICLY BALKING AT EXORBIANT PRICE

The Gopher game at Northwestern ended after press time. For more information, go to startribune.com

 

[Stan]

GOPHERS OFFENSE EXPLODES FOR 27 POINTS IN WIN

 

[saintpauljeff]

'Gopher FGs overcome Greek Rifle's continued struggles'

 

[fan of Ray Williams]

Gophers back on the winning track.

 

[Gopher Ally]

Kaliakmanis gets back on track!

 

[noamfromm]

Greek Pop Gun gives way to Kramer's wildcat explosion.

 

[gophernut1]

Gophers do unspeakable things to Northwestern.

Win 52-7.

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Legislature aims to decrease crime rates by banning police from arresting anyone.

Gophers Wildcat their way to win against Northwestern.

 

[USAF]

Mildcats Tamed.

 

[Vandy]

Nerd Persecution Persists Despite Successful 80's Motion Pictures

 

[BilldGopher]

Great Gameday Weather in Evanston

 

[howeda7]

Gophers Haze Northwestern in Dominant Road Win

Go Gophers!!

Headline Monday: Intern who wrote headline is fired....

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikings look for 1st win vs Chargers

Wolves and Wild set to begin seasons

Twins Celebrate Division title, plan for playoffs

Gopher game last night finished after deadline. check details on website.

 

[Gophers1992]

Vikings look for 1st win vs Chargers

Wolves and Wild set to begin seasons

Twins Celebrate Division title, plan for playoffs

Gopher game last night finished after deadline. check details on website.

This made me laugh

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Kesich’s 8 field goals break NCAA record and Wildcats hearts as Gophers top Northwestern 24-23.

 

[SHGopher]

Wildcats Slip on a Banana to Gophers Delight

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Kesich’s 8 field goals break NCAA record and Wildcats hearts as Gophers top Northwestern 24-23.

Post of the day!!!!

 

[walrus]

Two for two in the Big Ten West leaves
some Gopher Hole critics rather depressed.

 

[SHGopher]

Wildcats Slip on a Banana to Gophers Delight

Oops. Had them flipped. Sorry about that.

 

[stocker08]

EMBRACE THE SUCK

 

[GopherGod]

It’s not just the players at Northwestern that are smarter than the gophers