The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Mo Runs Over Rutgers, Earns Lifetime Supply of Gopher Sweaters from Alumni Relations

Go Gophers!!

 

[FredCoxRocks]

"Gopher football fans still waiting to get through stadium security"

 

[Iceland12]

The Vikings Are Back in Action!

 

[spermophilus]

Afternoon Delight - Gophers’ Tweaks Spearhead 23-17 Jousting of Knights

 

[UpAndUnder43]

Rutgers embarrassed 43-0, changes name to Ruttgers and becomes a resort.

 

[spermophilus]

For the online version:

Gophers Find “O”-Ly Grail, Rally To “W” After Knights “Templararily” Lead Late

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS GUARANTEE CLIPPING OF CARDINALS, 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Campaign rhetoric heats up as election nears.

Vikings return from Bye to face Kyler Murray.

"They went That-a-Way to Piscataway" - Gophers snap losing streak with win over Rutgers.

 

[gopherphil]

It’s not going to be fancy: Gophers break 3 game skid.

 

[Otis]

With one week remaining ineffective elected Minnesotans predicted to win again!