The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gopher Season Regains It's MOmentum as Ibrahim Runs Over Illini

Go Gophers!!

 

[Iceland12]

Vikings Head to Miami

Then below the fold:

Gophers Season Back on Track

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS WILTING IN MIAMI HEAT

64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE!!!

Gophers win game at Illinois that's even more ugly than Bret Bielema

 

[IceBoxGopher]

Early season Gophers return with a vengeance, rout Illinois

 

[Gopher 461]

Gophers Tied for First in Big Ten West after Beating Illinois

 

[Com_Cool]

Gophers Tied for First in Big Ten West after Beating Illinois

Unfortunately, we can't be on top this week. Either Purdue or Nebraska will be ahead of us. Whichever wins their game.

 

[Otis]

Gophers sipping Champagne after raiding Illinois!

 

[Live in the now]

Belima owns the gophers once again. Goes for 2 point conversion when they were leading by 21

 

[STPGopher]

Mo's money, No problems...

 

[spermophilus]

Above the Fold Headline:
Champaign Flat, Gophers Sparkling, Toast Illini 19-13

Below the Fold Headline:
Goodyear Blimp Vaporized In Fiery Re-entry Through Bielma’s Gravitational Field

 

[USAF]

"What even IS an Illini??"

 

[Spaulding!No!]

Walz prepares to ‘level up’ for his 2nd term