The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Strap on the Leather & Crush the Necks of Western Illinois

Go Gophers!!

 

[highwayman]

Vikings prepare for blow-out loss to Packers;
Gophers played somebody

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS NEW SHERIFF IS IN TOWN!

64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW EDITION INSIDE!!!

64 PAGE NFC NORTH PREVIEW INSIDE!

Gophers dispose of 1-AA scrub, story next to CJ

 

[Taji34]

Back to back shut outs for the Gophers!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Gophers Opponents Still Scoreless Through Two Games!

 

[#2Gopher]

Defense continues to shut down opposition as offense continues to rip.

 

[Urbandale]

‘Happy Days’ here again as Gophers Tuscadero the Necks.

 

[PMWinSTP]

Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Opponents still scoreless against Gophers

 

[Stan]

Gophers Continue Shutout Streak

 

[IceBoxGopher]

Head: No points allowed
Subhead: Swarming Gophers defense secures second straight shutout

 

[Otis]

Through 2 games Gopher offense has played 6 quarters, the defense has only played a half.

 

[Denver_Gopher]

Does anyone think the sports writers from the local papers look at this weekly thread? From what I see Gopherholers are more creative than the writers for the Star Tribune or Pioneer Press

 

[BTChamp]

Does anyone think the sports writers from the local papers look at this weekly thread? From what I see Gopherholers are more creative than the writers for the Star Tribune or Pioneer Press

I don't think the sports writers look at their own papers.

Headline: Front page: Serena Williams blah blah. Page 26: local college team played. Results coming later.

 

[spermophilus]

U “D”,”O” KO FCS’ WIU: CrAB, MBS, MVPs

 

[UpAndUnder43]

Does anyone think the sports writers from the local papers look at this weekly thread? From what I see Gopherholers are more creative than the writers for the Star Tribune or Pioneer Press

Writers don’t write their own headlines.

 

[UpAndUnder43]

Gophers, Ibrahim and Potts roll Leathernecks, Buffs on horizon