The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...


‘CrAB’ Claws Maryland: 2 TDS Boil Terp ‘D’ As ‘U’ Rolls

Souhan: “Santa Too Self-Absorbed To Shave Beard: Cites Frigid Working Conditions, Blames Childrens’ Expectations”
 
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Gophers shell Terps or what’s left of them.

Souhan: Gophers continue to make what should be easy wins look hard by subscribing to coach’s winning culture.
 


Gophers Get a UMD Sweep

(with a FB & hockey gamer underneath)
 





Cultured! Gophers Follow the Science to Victory

Souhan: Whalen and Johnson Falling into the Culture Trap
 






Gophers win close one over a terrible Maryland team! (the Gophers never beat good teams, only bad ones)
 






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