The headline in the Sunday paper will read?…

[BleedGopher]

STAMPEDE: GOPHERS RB HERD RUNS OVER BUFFALOES!

Go Gophers!!

 

[restovich]

Gophers continue to feast on cream puffs.....

 

[saintpauljeff]

Buffaload: Gophers crap all over Colorado for 2nd straight year.

 

[Go4]

3-0, bring on sparty

 

[Panthadad2]

Gophs bury the Buffs.

 

[SaintLouisGopher]

Buffaloes slaughtered in Minneapolis, Sanford’s offense should be put out to pasture.

 

[fan of Ray Williams]

Dominating win sets the stage for BIG schedule.

 

[GopherRock]

PJ FLECK DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES FOR FEASTING ON TOO MANY CREAMPUFFS

VIKINGS RETURN TO PHILADELPHIA SEEKING REVENGE DISTASTROUS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE!

 

[Otis]

B - A - N - A - N - A - S
All Gold Clad Gophers Dominate Colorado!

 

[spermophilus]

U Dispenses Blunt Smoking of Buffs: Goldy No One-Hit Wonder As Mixed Bag Approach Burns Colorado

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

U Dispenses Blunt Smoking of Buffs: Goldy No One-Hit Wonder As Mixed Bag Approach Burns Colorado

There is so much in there I am not sure I found it all. I will drink a beer to clear my head.

 

[spermophilus]

There is so much in there I am not sure I found it all. I will drink a beer to clear my head.

Well played!

 

[Cedar Rapids Gopher]

Goldy is placed on injured reserve after pulling both peck muscles.

 

[BilldGopher]

Gophers Buffed to a Fine Shine with Colorado Win...

 

[Nomellini]

PJ FLECK DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES FOR FEASTING ON TOO MANY CREAMPUFFS

VIKINGS RETURN TO PHILADELPHIA SEEKING REVENGE DISTASTROUS NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 64 PAGE SPECIAL PREVIEW INSIDE!

I thought about that revenge angle also until I remembered that the Vikings beat the Eagles in Philadelphia in 2018. It was the game when Linval Joseph rumbled about 65 yards with a tipped pass.

 

[matt]

Goldy is placed on injured reserve after pulling both peck muscles.

The hawkeye mascot has no such issue.

 

[gophernut1]

Finally Sanford's Offense produces Gopher receptions as they get 6 INT's.

 

[highwayman]

PJ FLECK DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES FOR FEASTING ON TOO MANY CREAMPUFFS

“Typical Fan Doesn’t Understand Scheduling”

Fixed it for you.

 

[BTChamp]

Vikings look to soar against Eagles. College team played yesterday: score will post tomorrow on page 12.

 

[metrolax]

Gophs halfway to bowl eligibility!

 

[Dances With Gophers]

Tonight's top story: The sewers run red with Buffalo blood.

 

[#2Gopher]

Buffalos no match for the Gophers.
Mo continues to plow the defense.

 

[Vandy]

Buffalos Step in GopherHole. Had to Euthanize

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikes prepare for Monday night Showdown with Eagles.
(bigger challenge - Eagles players or drunken fans?)

Gophers skin Buffaloes; go 3-0 in non-conf play.