The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Fans Rush the Field After Gophers Hoist the Jug

Go Gophers!!

 

[spermophilus]

Michigan Overcomes Decades of Futility, Disadvantages Vs “U”: Finally Wins In Minnesota 38-14.

Also in today’s Strib:

- ‘Jug’ Returning To “Unfamiliar” Ann Arbor

- Michigan AD & SID: “Hopeful” Nascent NIL Efforts Bring Eventual Long-Sought National Exposure, Better Recruits

 

[Rowthatboat]

Mama told me there would be days like this

 

[SHGopher]

No Michigan Penalties Called Yet Again as Pro Defense and Holding Offense Roll Gophers

 

[BTChamp]

"Holy shit looked like it hurt!"

 

[GopherRock]

VIKINGS BEGIN PLAYOFF PUSH BY HOSTING CHIEFS, TAYLOR SWIFT RUMORED TO BE COMING TO GAME

TAYLOR SWIFT HISTORY IN THE TWIN CITIES + VIKINGS INCOMPETENCE, 128 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION

TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT

Ticket King reports highest ever prices for regular season game.

JUG RUNS DRY: GOPHERS CRUSHED BY MICHIGAN

PJ HAS NO ANSWERS FOR ACROSS THE BOARD INCOMPETENCE

HID SARTMAN: FIRE EVERYONE!!! NO ONE ON EITHER THE VIKINGS OR GOPHER STAFF KNOWS ANYTHING

64 PAGE SPECIAL EDITION OF 50 YEARS OF TOTAL INCOMPETENCE OF GOPHER FOOTBALL

 

[watertown 1987 guy n]

Cold Chili Leaves Painted Biffy

 

[Off-GridTNgopher]

Over before it began as p.j. breaks his leg sprinting the team out for pregame workouts

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Twins drop ALDS opener to Verlander/Astros - look to get even tonight.

Vikes defense prepares to face Mahomes.

Will Taylor Swift attend Vikings game today?

Wolves win 2nd game in Abu Dhabi as Edwards returns

Wild completes pre-season schedule

Gopher Football team played Saturday, but all Strib writers were covering Taylor Swift, so no story available.

 

[SHGopher]

Taylor Swift’s Minnesota weekend - possible celeb pals and private Kelce plans

Taylor Swift is expected to head to Minnesota this weekend to watch Travis Kelce's next Kansas City Chiefs game at the Vikings - and to privately celebrate his birthday.

www.the-express.com

Taylor Swift is expected to head to Minnesota this weekend to watch Travis Kelce's next Kansas City Chiefs game at the Vikings - and to privately celebrate his birthday.​

Taylor Swift is no longer in New York City - and could have huge plans for Travis Kelce's birthday weekend.

The Cruel Summer singer, 33, was spotted leaving her apartment Wednesday and having her luggage loaded into a car. That vehicle was then seen making its way to Teterboro Airport in New Jersey.

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Private businesses and consumers should be doing more for disadvantaged peoples.